August 1st is my best friend Michele’s 54th birthday. She didn’t want me to joke about her age. So I won’t tell you that she was good friends with Jesus’ wet-nurse. Instead, she wanted a limerick about what a whore she is. So here goes:
Michele was a whore pulling tricks,
Who at one time could handle 5 pricks,
One day she did cry,
When she popped out her glass eye,
“Tell the boys I now can take six”.
With much love,
Stacey from Oklahoma
Hello Skeeter, Another year for Husband Birthday #61 damnnn!! And it was our 26th Anniversary on July13 to many years lol!! Thank you so much Love to you and Mark!! LuckeyLaurie21
Melissa says
Happy Birthday to Justin, who’s turning 43 on Aug 12th. From his BEAUTIFUL fiancé and his Dad.
Peter says
On Sunday the 24th, my wife Britta will be turning 40!
Debbie says
Hi Lynda – On Aug 3rd my husband Kenny is turning 62
Freddie Salas says
Hi Lynda
I’ll take a chicken for ME 😃
Freddie 58 years old on July 26th
Goose says
B-Day Chicken me, Lynda!
7/26
Goose
61
Agoura Hills
Stacey says
August 1st is my best friend Michele’s 54th birthday. She didn’t want me to joke about her age. So I won’t tell you that she was good friends with Jesus’ wet-nurse. Instead, she wanted a limerick about what a whore she is. So here goes:
Michele was a whore pulling tricks,
Who at one time could handle 5 pricks,
One day she did cry,
When she popped out her glass eye,
“Tell the boys I now can take six”.
With much love,
Stacey from Oklahoma
Cheryl says
Hi yall. I’m Cheryl and I will be 50 on July 19. Thank you!! Love your show!!
Laurie McCann says
Hello Skeeter, Another year for Husband Birthday #61 damnnn!! And it was our 26th Anniversary on July13 to many years lol!! Thank you so much Love to you and Mark!! LuckeyLaurie21
Ray Rafiti says
I’m a bit late, but would like to add Sheila Rafiti (who also makes a killer sandwich!) turned 61 on June 30
Maria Vega says
On Wednesday, July 20th, My Dad Smiley Vega from Goleta, Ca will be turning 90 Years Old.
Thank You y’all for all You two do.