I hate missing the live shows because the chat is so much fun, even though there are those that ignore my stupid ass. They think they are better than me for what ever reason. Oh well, fuck them. But I have to say, I do enjoy having several shows in a row. Have to go look after my sister for a while and hope to be back in the comfort of more show in a little while. Mark and Lynda, thank you for making me smile and laugh when there is not a lot to laugh and smile about these days. I love you guys. Eat my ballz Mark. 🙂
Your story of the man with his penis caught in a metal ring took me back a few years. When I was a video editor for a large medical university, I worked on a Powerpoint and video presentation of a man who came to the emergency room. Instead of sliding a metal cock ring on his penis, he also pushed his testicles through. Well, things started to swell, and he had to have a surgical procedure to get the ring off. I have video of a tiny surgical circular saw, kind of a dremel tool, sawing into the ring with sparks flying. Even though it was a serious surgical thing, you could still hear the doctors in the background laughing. The ring was destroyed, but the man was OK.
According to Bernie Taupin here is what the song Daniel is about:
Bernie Taupin wrote “Daniel” after reading an article in either Time or Newsweek about a Vietnam War veteran who had been wounded, and wanted to get away from the attention he was receiving when he went back home.[7] The last verse in the original draft was cut from the final version, which has led to some speculation on the contents.[8]
“‘Daniel’ had been the most misinterpreted song that we’d ever written,” explained Taupin, in the Two Rooms tribute project. “The story was about a guy that went back to a small town in Texas, returning from the Vietnam War. They’d lauded him when he came home and treated him like a hero. But, he just wanted to go home, go back to the farm, and try to get back to the life that he’d led before. I wanted to write something that was sympathetic to the people that came home.”
Lynda- What do you think Nick is going to do now that he saw Victor and Chole???
Wow, a genius and a slut – what every girl wants to be called on her birthday! Haha! Mark, Lynda, and Danny – thank you for your very kind birthday wishes… you are so wonderful and I’m so thankful for everything you do and the way you’ve treated me. And I’m glad you threw in some fart sounds when reading my e-mail – ALWAYS funny. Love ya!!
LOL. “I would eat that pussy like a Cheese burger!” LOL, Mark you are the best! You make me laugh everyday as you have since 1987, thanks for the great times.
Victor Hall says
I hate missing the live shows because the chat is so much fun, even though there are those that ignore my stupid ass. They think they are better than me for what ever reason. Oh well, fuck them. But I have to say, I do enjoy having several shows in a row. Have to go look after my sister for a while and hope to be back in the comfort of more show in a little while. Mark and Lynda, thank you for making me smile and laugh when there is not a lot to laugh and smile about these days. I love you guys. Eat my ballz Mark. 🙂
Debbie says
What hotel do you always stay in Santa Barbara that you rave about? We’re looking for a good one in town. Thank you.
Dan from Dallas says
Your story of the man with his penis caught in a metal ring took me back a few years. When I was a video editor for a large medical university, I worked on a Powerpoint and video presentation of a man who came to the emergency room. Instead of sliding a metal cock ring on his penis, he also pushed his testicles through. Well, things started to swell, and he had to have a surgical procedure to get the ring off. I have video of a tiny surgical circular saw, kind of a dremel tool, sawing into the ring with sparks flying. Even though it was a serious surgical thing, you could still hear the doctors in the background laughing. The ring was destroyed, but the man was OK.
Renay says
According to Bernie Taupin here is what the song Daniel is about:
Bernie Taupin wrote “Daniel” after reading an article in either Time or Newsweek about a Vietnam War veteran who had been wounded, and wanted to get away from the attention he was receiving when he went back home.[7] The last verse in the original draft was cut from the final version, which has led to some speculation on the contents.[8]
“‘Daniel’ had been the most misinterpreted song that we’d ever written,” explained Taupin, in the Two Rooms tribute project. “The story was about a guy that went back to a small town in Texas, returning from the Vietnam War. They’d lauded him when he came home and treated him like a hero. But, he just wanted to go home, go back to the farm, and try to get back to the life that he’d led before. I wanted to write something that was sympathetic to the people that came home.”
Lynda- What do you think Nick is going to do now that he saw Victor and Chole???
Katie Strobel says
Wow, a genius and a slut – what every girl wants to be called on her birthday! Haha! Mark, Lynda, and Danny – thank you for your very kind birthday wishes… you are so wonderful and I’m so thankful for everything you do and the way you’ve treated me. And I’m glad you threw in some fart sounds when reading my e-mail – ALWAYS funny. Love ya!!
Mark says
Mark, please do Heart on Cool Stories. Please?
Steve says
LOL. “I would eat that pussy like a Cheese burger!” LOL, Mark you are the best! You make me laugh everyday as you have since 1987, thanks for the great times.