You’ll never look at a cucumber the same way, and that’s a promise! Apparently, the Cincinnati Bengals are super cheap on every possible level, and would you give your pet to a local zoo to be fed to the lions and tigers? This lady did. I give you the top 3 most stolen cars, and did you know that AOL and its dial up internet still exists? A Florida man threatened a landscaper with a twelve-inch knife while wearing a jester outfit, plus, is there anything you have aged out of? Walmart is doing a great thing for you if you own an EV car, and Americans are sick of tipping. Plus, the butt sniffer is back, so be careful if you live in Burbank. Let’s light this candle.

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What’s a guy to do when an ex-lover totals his car because she’s pissed at him? You got millions of dollars and want to live in luxury? Then I’ll share the 5 most expensive zip codes in America. A new world record has been set for holding his breath, and a guy went to the doctor complaining of chest pain; you’ll never guess what they found. Guess what broke into a family’s home, and there were eight of them, plus I reveal the best time for you to go to bed. Discover what guys are now spending large amounts of money on, and it isn’t legal in the US. And we wrap it up with a guy who has an uncontrollable fetish and he’s in jail for it. Another day, another show. How can you not?

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What’s the most attractive hobby a man can have? A dog finds human body parts in the nearby woods and proudly brings them home. Apparently, the couple that gossips together stays together, and a Florida couple sells golden tickets at only $100 that secures your spot in heaven. The Labubu craze leads to jail for some very fine Americans, you might want to get in on the car auction craze but you’ll need several million for that, and when a guy needs his phone, he seriously needs his phone. The top 5 most relaxing cities in the world and Chino isn’t one of them. Plus, Starbucks says some people have gone too far, and wait till you hear about a female California mail carrier’s side hustle. It’s way too much to process on your own so let me help you with that. All you need to do is push play!

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Dude scored 1.8 million playing slots… or did he? They had to scare off a pack of wolves, and you won’t believe how they did it. AI may be watching you during your next hotel stay and proceed with care the next time you’re in a brothel. A farmer gave away 650,000 because God told him to, and people in China are calming their nerves in a completely new way. A guy’s sister fell off his motorcycle doing 60 mph and he didn’t go back for her, top 5 cities for BBQ, and pray you never have rats like they found under a British family’s home. Plus, we say goodbye to a friend. Most of these stories are complete bullshit, but it’s kind of fun to listen to them.

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Today we welcome in Noah Wyle for an extended chat about his HBO Max show, “The Pitt,” and I will have a much shorter chat with my granddaughter Onyx. A decent round of “Songs I Hate,” and what would you pay for an original Star Wars storm trooper helmet? A super pissed off woman takes her revenge on a car dealership who she says wronged her. Complete proof your dog loves you, and a naked man gets revenge in court for being naked. I’ll explain that. What’s the ideal bedtime, and the top 10 favorite pies, plus Bill Gates is selling his super yacht, so get out your piggy bank. How many friends do you think you need and what are things you don’t miss about the 80s and 90s? Unless you got something better to do, join me.

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Today, we travel back in time on Cool Stories in Music to meet the Wellingtons, and clearly, you’re pumped. Half of all working people in the US don’t take their paid vacation time; I’ll tell you why for a dollar. Sports betting is surging to problematic levels, and that’s not good. What happened on a dinner date that caused you to leave in the middle of it, plus the #1 thing not to do on an airplane. I have the top 10 unhealthiest fast-food restaurants, and what are you starting to like more as you get older? And to top it all off, Florida continues to prove themselves as the most entertaining state in all of the US. Every week they surprise us with a new level of vileness. Plus, by the time you push play, I will have thought of something else, so don’t ignore me!

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Pretty good show today considering the fact that I don’t give a shit. What do most psychopaths say is their favorite color? Apparently super-fast internet is coming soon, and what is the best super hero movie of all time? What things are you starting to lose interest in, and something is apparently up with Pringles chips. A chunk of planet Mars just sold at auction. How much would you pay? And the question of the day; what would you be willing to do for a million dollars? Some of the answers may surprise you; they did for me. And a final word of warning; be careful the next time you’re at Lowes, especially if you’re looking at the sheds on display out in the parking lot. This and more are fully explained today in colorful detail. It’s better than most of the shit you have planned.

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John Hamm has been replaced as the voice of Mercedes Benz and take a guess by who. One of the biggest social media stars can’t buy a place to live and wait until you hear why. A man stole 53 women’s shoes but only for the right foot. What did someone do or say that caused you to never go out with them again? The top 5 best French fries in the world of burger joints and a California lady simply can’t stop the Amazon packages from coming to her house. I give you What Year Is It, and I’ve seen Super Man, and I will review it. Don’t leave me alone I here, join me.

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What would you say if I told you they have developed a drone the size of a mosquito? Well, they have, and some folks are freaked out about it. Men are concerned because they are doing more housework than ever before. And while men are cleaning house, guess where moms like to go to get away from it all? Today’s mainstream would rather scroll on their phones than have sex, and safety tip here; try not to put fireworks down your toilet if you can help it. We have fun with Alexa, a rousing round of Lynda’s fun fact follies, and we remember Kevin Gilbert. Don’t know him? Well, I think you’ll like what you hear. Throw up the shutters and batten down the hatches, I’m going to share common pieces of life advice that are complete bullshit. So, if you don’t listen, you won’t hear it…so take that!

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We celebrate this July holiday with a landscaper who throws a massive party in a huge mansion that isn’t his. How about a seven-month cruise that takes you all the way around the world in luxury? Take a guess how much it costs! The question has been posed, “Is sex dead?” We head back to Florida because there’s a gator in the pool, and he aint doing the backstroke. What do you think the single best restaurant is for the eleventh straight year? There was pirate booty found in a dead guy’s bedroom wall. He had an entire secret room hidden behind a framed picture on the wall. We also give you ten 4th of July fun facts, and we wrap it up with the single best weird and wacky story in our two-year history. I’ve got a firecracker for you! Guess where it is!

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