A Florida man is facing a felony charge after farting in bed; and I’m not kidding, plus a completely different guy wanted to make sure sex was involved before he paid for dinner; it didn’t go well. A guy paid thirty bucks for a painting worth $250,000, and are EVs more reliable than gas cars? I give you semi-proof that winning the lottery is a curse, plus I will reveal the overwhelming winner of the best place to retire. People will seemingly do most anything for Pokémon cards, and would you trust a humanoid robot? On that note, did you know your iPhone is capable of calling the cops, and playing this show for you? So, engage and let’s start this lame party.

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You can now follow your dream of getting into the sex business, because the Bunny ranch is for sale. I give you the best places to retire, and are you spending too long in the shower? What is the greatest food and drink combination, and do you know what a foodie call is? Losing weight may cost you your hair, plus I give you the top 10 happiest states in America. I wrap things up with the pros and cons of masturbation, which means you’re a stroke away from having a better day.

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Would you buy a toothbrush with a camera in it that flosses your teeth for you? Many people say if their pet can’t go on their trip, then they don’t go, and do you tap the side of the airplane as you board; Lots of folks do. What is a luxury item that is a headache to own, and guys who refuse to shower is still a thing, and they claim they do it for love. A man drove 60 miles to use the bathroom at a restaurant; and he’s in jail, and do you get Brazilian waxes? Many say you shouldn’t. What is the number one ice cream, plus would you go to a wedding on Halloween night? And a man fell asleep in an airplane bathroom, and he’s in jail. I’m not going to beg; bliss is a button away.

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Would you eat a cookie made of plastic? Well now you can, and do your friends no longer seem to care about you; there’s a reason for that. Older women have confirmed that they like younger men, and they’re acting on it. Some restaurants are getting rid of tipping, but are charging more for your meal, and is cash on its way out? Does your life feel like it’s on autopilot? That’s probably because it is, and be warned, it’s the season for bats, so have you checked your attic lately? Flight etiquette has hit turbulent air, plus if you want to find the love of your life, simply go to a New York Mets game. And I give you America’s favorite dog breeds. It’s all here, it just needs you!

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