Who wants to buy the Scarface mansion? It’s available. Did you hear the one about the gator who checks in at the bank? Plus, ghosting shitty friends is all the rage. Las Vegas is saying goodbye to an old friend, and I give you the ultimate way to spoil your dog. I pose the question, what is your most irrational fear, and beware of pump switching, which is a real thing. I give you the case of the curious cabinets, and then I wrap it up with the top five worst songs by actors.

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Want to sleep better? Put your phone away; way away. Did you hear? Coachella was making people sick with $25 dollar slices of pizza, and driving a Toyota Supra does not give you permission to go 123 mph. A woman was accidentally paid $20,000 by mistake, and she tried to keep it. Wanna start your day off right? Take a walk first thing in the morning, plus a woman trashed a Subway restaurant because they didn’t put peppers on her sandwich. How did you accidentally discover your spouse was cheating on you? And guess where people at Coachella chose to do the nasty. A woman couldn’t get in touch with her grandmother so she called the police, and you’ll never guess what the grandmother was doing. How many times should you use your towel before grabbing a fresh one? And a giant chunk of ice came crashing through a family’s roof. What would you do? All will be revealed, so jump in!

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Today I give you the top 10 worst songs by actors, and winning a 167 million in the lottery won’t save you from being a pig. A guy was shot by his own dog, and the cops don’t seem to buy it, plus a guy stole a 30-ton excavator which took him straight to jail. If all humans disappeared from the earth, which animal species would rule, and rage booking is all the rage. She tried to pull one over on the government and it didn’t work, plus what’s something no one can change your opinion about. How do you feel when someone says you look great for your age, plus do you have tech neck? We’re hitting the hard stuff this week.

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