Funny, Sexy, Smart
Fridays at 8am PST / 11am EST
February 15, 2019
We hope you all had a great Valentine’s Day. Kanye gave Kim Kenny G, Mark gave Lynda a card he made in Photoshop. ❤️ Today we have the formula for a happy relationship, the worst actors of all time, why dads are happier than moms, new Barbie stuff, the most common lie told to the doctor, and what does it mean if you like spicy food. Comments with Skeeter, On This Day, an extra long Iddy Biddy Theater and much more on M&L!
February 8, 2019
It’s a good ol’ Super Sexy Friday with some sexual fantasies confessed, we make a call to Engineer Ted from the Mark and Brian days, Super Bowl winners and losers in Las Vegas, the #1 Billboard Album, what’s something you don’t get enough of and what it means if you make your bed everyday. You Hate to Hear It, Iddy Biddy Theater, Comments with Skeeter and more today on M&L!
February 1, 2019
Hello February and hello Super Bowl! We’re all about the Super Bowl today, Switchboarder Laura hops on the phone to tell us what you can do to help Mark & Brian get in the Radio Hall of Fame, it’s the year of the Pig this Chinese New Year, we’ve got a Toby Keith story and we remember the music of James Ingram. On This Day, Comments with Skeeter, and a butt load of Birthday Chickens today on M&L!
January 18, 2019
You ask and you shall receive, Sam Farmer calls in today! There’s a guacamole crisis going on, how much does the average engagement ring cost, the most popular cities for cheating in the winter, why people aren’t taking sick days, and they want me to drink what? Iddy Biddy Theater, On This Day, Cool Stories Quick Hit and Comments with your girl Skeeter, all today on M&L!
January 11, 2019
There’s something unique about today, January 11th, and you’ll soon find out! We recap our Christmas on New Years celebration with the kids, we’ve got things you should do in January, how much NFL players make during the playoffs, the Top 10 Netflix shows, the most expensive divorce in history, and you will not believe the latest craze. Cool Stories quick hit, On This Day, Comments with Skeeter and much more today on M&L!
January 4, 2019
It’s a new year but the same us people! We have the best and worst movies of 2018, the most common New Years resolutions and which are most often broken, celebrities we lost in 2018, the year in weird news, and Katie is here for the main event, Mark’s Elvis Top 20 Songs. On This Day and Comments with Skeeter today on M&L!
December 21, 2018
It’s the M&L Christmas Special! We’ve got the worst Christmas song ever, Rudolph is pissing off Twitter, Sound Effects fun with Santa, Mark enters in some naughty words for the Christmas Elf, we perform an Iddy Biddy Theater and playback last year’s featuring the kids. On This Day, Comments with Skeeter, Birthday Santa and more today on M&L! Happy Holidays 🎅🏻🎄
December 14, 2018
Mark’s got the phone working! And we even take a call 😉 Amy joins us to chat about the wedding and for some Christmas Trivia, Mark gives us a Cool Stories Quick Hit, Top 15 best selling Christmas toys of all time, Christmas Tree eyebrows are a thing, and there are only four types of personalities, which one are you. That and more today on M&L!
December 7, 2018
Today we learn the RG is a bit telephone challenged as we try and get Donny Osmond on the phone to share a great Birthday video, we recap the now 63 year old’s birthday and Thanksgiving with the kids, Cool Stories Quick Hit, Relationship Help, Comments with Skeeter, the return of the Birthday Santa and more on M&L!
November 16, 2018
Today it’s Thanksgiving Trivia, what did they eat at the very 1st Thanksgiving, the history of the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, how Thanksgiving just got easier, and I’ve just typed the word Thanksgiving too many times. Also we’ve got a Hallmark Christmas movie drinking game 🥴, is a snowman politically correct, most painful places to tattoo your body, and what 1 in 4 men would rather do instead of having sex. Cool Stories Spotlight, On This Day, Comments with Skeeter and much more today on M&L!
November 9, 2018
Today on M&L we’ve got the Top 10 Thanksgiving Movies, the 10 most watched television events in history, Oscar best bets so far, what’s the new trend in your local bars, another Bridezilla story, how much cash do you carry, is coffee good or bad, and a sweet story of some kind folks doing a good thing. Comments with Skeeter, On This Day and The State of The Podcast!
November 2, 2018
Thanksgiving’s on the rise! We recap our lovely Halloween day, then dive straight into some November Fun Facts and Thanksgiving’s Top 30 Side Dishes. Mark’s got a bummer You Hate To Hear It, what’s the worst US city to find love, would you do what this couple did, what doctors found in a guy’s ear, what sounds drive you crazy, and the world’s largest weed store is now open. Comments with Skeeter, On This Day, and the Birthday Turkey has begun!
October 26, 2018
It’s all things Halloween today! Top 10 Best Horror Films according to Vudu, Top 10 Best Horror Villains, Top 10 Best and Worst Halloween candies, fun crafts for Halloween, Disney World is haunted, would you spend Halloween night in a graveyard, and Halloween Fun Facts. Comments with Skeeter, On This Day and much more on M&L!
October 19, 2018
Don’t get excited for all the topics Mark lists off at the start of the show, it’s really all about his Top 25 Movies To Scare You For Halloween! Even just hearing some of these clips will have you spooked. We’ve got Comments with Skeeter, On This Day and a little fun fact of what it means if you have a good sense of smell today on M&L!
October 12, 2018
Today we’ve got the Top 5 Commodores and Top 5 Lionel Richie songs, things said to kids by cops and teachers, the drunkest states in the US (Drunk Matt should do a tour,) a girlfriend from Hell, and business is booming for naked cleaning companies. Matt joins us for a chat, Skeeter’s got Comments and much more on M&L!
October 5, 2018
We’re back from quite a crazy couple of weeks y’all and oh the stories we have! It’s official, Amy and Bradley got hitched! Katie joins us for the Bramy wedding recap and Mark gets the ok to give every detail he wants. Poor Red has a bit of an accident on our return home, we inform you of the songs you think are Motown but ARE NOT, the history of the middle finger, how long did it take for you to fart around your spouse, and an Alabama joke. Your comments with the lovely Skeeter, On This Day and You Hate To Hear It Double Feature all today on M&L!
September 21, 2018
Get ready to get yo’ groove on to the 20 Greatest Motown Songs of all time! Plus the great ones that didn’t make the list. Later we learn who you are if you do or don’t make your bed every morning and a cheaper ring means a better marriage. Comments with Skeeter, On This Day, and oh yea, we’re having an alien baby…
September 14, 2018
No weather phobia for us, the boat’s locked down, flag down, gutters clear and we’re ready for Florence. Today we’ve got a story from Nick Foles, a bar fight between two female newscasters, ugly Halloween sweaters are coming, and would you turn down sex to watch the game? Comments with Skeeter, You Hate To Hear It, Iddy Biddy Theater and much more on M&L!
September 7, 2018
The time has come for Radio Hall of Fame prep! Today we talk plans for getting Mark and Brian into the RHOF while eagerly waiting for the arrival of our special guest, Sam Farmer! Let’s hope he makes it from the airport… Then we have the remainder of bad cheating stories, Slash’s divorce is final, a High School football team did what, when’s the best time for certain activities, and do the Lilo! Iddy Biddy Theater, On This Day, Comments with Skeeter and much more on M&L!
August 31, 2018
Here’s to the end of August with some Labor Day and September Fun Facts! Then we’ve got some messed up stories about cheating, why a Bride To Be cancelled her wedding, vending machine meat, the #1 thing done on a date that leads to marriage, and why we can’t get pregnant (not us! them.) Skeeter’s got Comments, On This Day, and more Fun Facts baby!
August 24, 2018
Do you smell that? It’s probably Mark, or giant dead catfish. Today we talk about our 36th Anniversary trip to Destin, Florida and our memories there, then we’ve got Guilty Pleasures, Melissa McCarthy best movies, Hollywood’s highest paid actors and actresses, Men vs Women Jokes, what’s in your glove compartment, and what’s your favorite french fry. 😋 Comments with Skeeter, On This Day, You Hate To Hear It and more on M&L!
August 10, 2018
Happy National S’mores Day and National Lazy Day! Kick back and enjoy some new music from Eleni, a recap of our night and the first preseason Panther’s game, find out if you’re a serial killer based on your Zodiac sign, guess who’s having a baby, the Oscars are reinventing themselves, Top 10 Party Schools in America, and a Florida man has been putting some stuff in his butt! Iddy Biddy Theater, Comments with your girl, Bet You Didn’t Know and lots more today on M&L!
August 3, 2018
We’ve got lots of show for you today on M&L! Top 10 Westerns according to AFI, Dr. Rickson’s invented a new bra, what would you not let your neighbors borrow, a future married couple is trying to hire something crazy, the 5 happiest and least happy states in America, have you lied about your sexual history, what’s the right number of sexual partners, there’s a stupid new challenge going around, and a whale did what?! Comments with Skeeter, On This Day, and a visit from Nasty the Clown! All with a not-so-there goatee on Mark’s face…
July 27, 2018
It’s Shark Week and we’ve got Shark Fun Facts and Jaws Fun Facts, the largest animal to ever exist, are hairy chested men endangered, how to get unwanted guests out of your home, maybe think about looking in your toilet before sitting down, and what you shouldn’t do if you’re late for a flight. On This Day, Comments with Skeeter, oooh and the best hamburger chain AND the best scotches in the world today on M&L! 😋
July 20, 2018
Today, as we sit here with sore bodies from all this #sheddingforthewedding, we’ve got a You Hate To Hear It Double Feature, Mark introduces us to The Winchester Mystery House, the Hollywood Reporter’s 25 Favorite Villains, what’s your idea of a perfect day, why John Schneider wants to go to jail, new movies this weekend and guess what she found in her bag of grapes. Comments with Skeeter and On This Day all on M&L!
July 13, 2018
Today we’ve got some Friday the 13th Fun, Mark went on Wikipedia and got the History of Porn, the weirdest place you’ve taken a nap, something to try to have a happier day, Emmy Nominations, and trust us, you’re gonna change the way you flush the toilet after hearing this. Relationship Help for Darrin, On This Day, and Comments with Skeeter! Happy Fryday 🍟
June 29, 2018
The kids are on a plane and the day drinking #4thoffun is just hours away! Lynda’s nervous for the fireworks and Mark’s already looking forward to everyone leaving. In the meantime, we’ve got how much do you remember from back in the day, why people born in the 80’s are struggling, what time of day workers are happiest, and are vitamins worth the time and money. You Hate To Hear It, On This Day and Comments with Skeeter! Happy 4th y’all 🇺🇸💥
June 22, 2018
Summer is officially here and we’ve got Summer Fun Facts, Rolling Stone’s Top 10 Summer Songs, some gossip on Paris Jackson’s dating, and we name three things we hate going to. On This Day and Comments with Skeeter. And as the RG says, on this first summer weekend go get hot, get sweaty and get laid!
June 15, 2018
Today we share some comments from our chance meeting with Brian in LA last week, we’ve got Happy Little Fun Facts of Bob Ross, the Worst to First Tom Cruise movies, how many people do you trust, is California divided, and he did what on a plane?! Father’s day is here and we’re all about dads, but don’t call Mark on Sunday because he’ll be at Five Guys and only cares about his burger and fries. Comments with Skeeter, Relationship Help for Dawn, Iddy Biddy Theater and more on M&L!
June 1, 2018
Welcome to June! Today we talk about the worst places to work, what the Evangelist is asking for, why Bachelor parties may be coming to an end, one of the perks of coffee, the most annoying type of airline passenger, and the age you become invisible to the opposite sex. Comments with Skeeter, On This Day and more on M&L!
May 25, 2018
On today’s filthy show Mark and Lynda both learn the word “polyamorous” from Nina Hartley’s married sex life, what are women attracted to, what occupation has the most sex, Italy’s Orgy Island, and what is a MILF according to Wikipedia. Comments with Skeeter, an Iddy Biddy Theater, Memorial Day fun and more!
May 11, 2018
It’s the eve of The Assassin’s Code LA Premiere and we’ve got all you need to know plus the cities where you can see the movie now! Mother’s Day Fun Facts and Mother’s Day Horoscope cuz hey, that’s this Sunday! The dangers of attending a class reunion at my age, Top 10 Elton John songs from Billboard, what job has the most cheating, what age group is having the best sex, and what three things would you not let a friend borrow. On This Day, You Hate to Hear It and Comments with Skeeter! Have a Happy Momma’s Day y’all
May 4, 2018
It’s ticket sale day of the Assassin’s Code Premiere and we’re counting down the sales! In honor of that we’ve got the Top 11 Assassin Movies and we get to chat with Justin Chatwin with some behind the scenes moments of making the film. What chore do you hate the most, what’s the cleanest room in your house, why winning is good for you, plus Comments, On this Day, You Hate to Hear It and an Iddy Biddy Theater. May the 4th be with you!
April 27, 2018
Today we get David Armstrong on the phone to discuss all the details of The Assassin’s Code Los Angeles Premiere on May 12th, Mark shares the best and worst interviews he’s had through his career, Lynda tries to guess what the Top 10 sound effects are that Mark downloaded for free from BBC (and can’t stop getting a chubby over,) what’s a good indicator of chemistry, what Vegas will ban you for these days, and a new man trend. A quick chat with Matthewson, an Iddy Biddy Theater, On This Day and Comments with Skeeter!
April 20, 2018
It’s 4/20 and today on M&L we’ve got some Pot Fun Facts, Bet You Didn’t Know, Relationship Help, the truth about breast orgasms, and the #1 smell that attracts many people. More info on the LA premiere of The Assassin’s Code, On This Day, Comments with Skeeter and an Iddy Biddy theater!
April 6, 2018
Today Mark’s got some hot Would You Rather for Lynda, what determines who you’re attracted to, 6 reasons why women cheat, what you can’t buy at Walmart anymore, what about your iPhone that’s stressing you out, Dan Savage, and what will get you kicked out of the Masters. All that plus Comments with Skeeter and On This Day!
March 30, 2018
Today’s sexy topics: subtle things that turn people on, smells that sexually attract us, what happens to the vagina during sexual arousal, and some discussion about penis size. Also on today’s show we’ve got some Fake News, a woman that sues a website after being caught cheating, things that are difficult to say when drunk 😜, and true stories about rock groupies that changed Rock n’ Roll. On This Day, Cool Stories and Comments with your girl, Skeeter. Happy Easter y’all!
March 23, 2018
We’re all ready for Spring so we’ve got some Spring Fun Facts! Since Bozo died we honor his legacy with Nasty the Clown. For the guys, we’ve got what your favorite sex position says about you and sex toys for men. More info on Mark’s new movie, The Assasin’s Code, and a ticket giveaway! An interesting note from Katie Strobal and Cool Stories – Hit Songs That You Didn’t Know Were Covers. On This Day, Comments with Skeeter and more today on M&L!
March 16, 2018
Listen up guys! Today we’ve got 7 sex tips women wish you knew 😉 On This Day, a story about a guy that does something crazy on a plane, and some cities that exist that sound dirty. Skeeters got your comments and Mark calls up David Armstrong to talk about their film, The Assassin’s Code. Happy Friday y’all!
March 2, 2018
Today on M&L we’ve got some dirty Would You Rather, awkward proposal stories (and if you don’t know how Mark popped the question, Lynda tells us the romantic tale,) first loves and if they’re truly the deepest, the Chinese New Year when we were born, facts about AshleyMadison.com, and an Iddy Biddy Theater. All that plus On This Day and your comments with Skeeter!
February 23, 2018
We got our flippy floppies on today in Lake Norman while y’all are freezing in sunny California 😉 But we’re ready to heat you up with some tips to heat up the bedroom, sexy role playing ideas, Top 10 greatest Porn Stars of all time, Funeral Strippers, and a vibrator that orders pizza. Yes, it’s a thing. Some Fun Facts, On This Day, Comments with Skeeter, Cool Stories and more on M&L!
February 16, 2018
Today on M&L we’re hot for Pornhub as we discuss what women search for on the site and what kind of porn were people watching in 2017. Lynda’s excited for some President Fun Facts, but she’s not excited for the You Hate to Hear It Double Feature. We share what people are doing to cope with stress, what could make men obsolete, some fond sexual memories, and Aspen, Colorado hits a first! Comments with Skeeter, On This Day and some more Mini Cool Stories. Happy Friday y’all!
February 9, 2018
Valentine’s Day is coming up and we’ve got the meaning behind those Valentine flowers, Sexting Gone Wrong, 500 women reveal the Top 3 Sex Positions that make them orgasm and married couples share some of their hottest sex memories. February Fun Facts, On This Day, Comments with Skeeter and Nasty the Clown drops by! All that and more today on M&L.
February 2, 2018
Sex in the office anyone? It’s super sexy Friday and we’ve got porn star Asa Akira’s answers to some fan questions, if women really think penis size matters, how often you should change your sheets, and a new tax law that’s inspiring people to get divorced. Seriously. Comments with Skeeter, On This Day, Mini Cool Stories and plenty of Super Bowl talk today on M&L!
January 26, 2018
Comin’ in hot today with some masturbation tips, fantasies women use when masturbating and things men see that cause them to go rub one out. If you’re dealing with a breakup we’ve got the Do’s and Don’ts, January Fun Facts, the latest on the Super Bowl, Ashley Madison’s Zodiac signs that are the biggest cheaters, On This Day, You Hate to Hear It, another Mini Cool Stories In Music, and a butt load of Birthday Chickens. Cheers to the weekend!
January 19, 2018
We never made it to LA cuz Mother Nature decided to snow us in. 😏 So we’ve got a mini show for you today! We call up our friend, Cody, to explain why we won’t be making it to his wedding, share a few Comments and of course, we’ve got your Birthday Chicken! If you don’t hear from us after this, it’s cuz we starved from not having time to get food in the house…
January 5, 2018
Happy New Year! We’re freezing cold and our pipes might be frozen, but the conversation is nice and hot today. We’re all about masturbation, working out in the buff, Sex Trends for 2018, and the 10 Secrets of Happy Couples. Can you increase your semen load? Penis whitening anyone? That plus Fashion Trends and a list of men’s first names that are likely to have kids this year… Matthew? One can only hope.
December 22, 2017
Get ready for some tipsy Thompson family shenanigans on our annual Christmas show! The fam’s all together and the Christmas Elf is with us for a couple dirty tales, plus some truly epic burps from Katie. When do you open your Christmas gifts? What happens to all the letters for Santa? What’s the most common Christmas dinner in the US? We’ve got all those answers for you plus some Top 10 lists, a Christmas Iddy Biddy Theater featuring the RG, Katie and Bradley, and your Drunk Matt questions get answered by the drinkin’ man himself. Merry Christmas all you sexy people!
December 15, 2017
It’s true, people love to watch porn on Christmas day and in case you’re wondering where to watch it, we’ve got you covered with the most popular Santa porn search words. The kids are on their way and we’ve got sh*t to do! Today it’s all about our upcoming holiday hosting plans plus more stories behind Christmas song classics, the 2 Worst Christmas Songs of All Time, 2 Great New Years Songs, the Top 10 Christmas Movie Characters, and if you’re traveling for the holiday, we’ve got the best time to get you there by car. Skeeter’s got your Comments and Mark’s got another rousing round of This Day in History. Happy Super Sexy Xmas!
December 8, 2017
We start off a little hungover from a past-our-bedtime holiday party last night, but we’ve still got a great show for you today! Mark’s got On This Day in History and Skeeter’s got your comments. If you’re lookin’ to sex up your Christmas, we’ve got 8 ways how. Some Coca Cola fun facts, Top 10 Best Movies of 2017, Top 10 Christmas Songs, The Greatest Christmas Album of ALL TIME, stories behind some classic holiday songs, and our special guest Nasty The Clown visits with his holiday best 🤡
December 1, 2017
It’s the Radio God’s birthday and we’re joined by Andy, Gina, Mikey and Katie for a Mark In The Morning reunion! Also on today’s show, Mark shares some wedding disasters, tells us why semen is your friend, On This Day, You Hate to Hear It, when the Osmonds got hard, and Skeeter brings us your Comments.
November 17, 2017
Today, Mark will Sho’ You Right with a Barry White Frenzy. Barry, You Are The First, My Last, My Everything and that’s why we Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Baby.
Then later, some interesting info about hookers we may not have known, fun places to have sex and November fun facts. All that plus the time Alex Trebek ate pot brownies.
October 27, 2017
This week: Mark’s top 10 Halloween movies of all time, a cool clip of Vincent Price recording his part on Michael Jackson’s Thriller, and Comments with Skeeter will not be forgotten. Also, need an idea for a Christmas gift? Neiman Marcus has your back. Then later, Nasty the Clown’s Halloween Pickup Lines, some more sex fun facts, and what happens as soon as you die, on this, the final Halloween podcast on M&L.
October 13, 2017
A tired Mark is back from a Panthers defeat but the show must go on. Today, Friday the 13th Fun Facts, a belated birthday call to friend Luke Perry and an Elvis Bet’cha Didn’t Know. All that plus On This Day in History, listener John Z calls the show and I Love Lucy Fun Facts.
October 6, 2017
After this past weeks’ tragedies we attempt to move forward. We honor the late Tom Petty with a mini frenzy celebrating some of his greatest hits. Also, Mark’s toe injury, listener comments, On This Day in History, Billboard’s top 10 singles of all time, the best time of the day to have sex, and the 3 signs you should probably breakup. Then later, Japanese men cover their nipples, reasons why you should be fired from your job and is marriage on the decline?
September 29, 2017
On this week’s show: Ranker.com’s Top 10 1 Hit Wonders, swallowing helps you get pregnant and other sex fun facts, the latest edition of Car Wash News, and M&L are a couple of internet outlaws. Also, doing “it” in the car, listener comments, On This Day in History, and what’s hidden up what? Next week: Spookiness afoot.
September 22, 2017
On today’s show, the top 20 Paul McCartney songs, we delve into Kevin Hart’s extortion case and two separate stories of some truly disgusting women. Then later, Maggie calls in with the latest on her sex life and women watch porn more than men. How is that possible?
September 15, 2017
M&L are back from LA with stories and some odd thoughts. Also on today’s show, On This Day in History, listener comments, and Mark’s movie recommendation of the season. Plus, M&L taste test unique chocolate, the household workout, the celebrities who lost their fortunes, and how dirty are those restaurant lemons?
September 8, 2017
Are you ready for some football!? Today Sam Farmer calls with his 2017 NFL preview. Also, we phone friend of the show Cody Decker to see if he is behind Mark’s dick pic. Then later, a monkey in Israel has new friend, a Chinese man has something removed from somewhere and nurses were caught being naughty. All that and so much more….!
September 1, 2017
We kick off this sizzling September with some “interesting” Labor Day Fun Facts and Lynda’s best friend Rachel sits down to answer the Island Questions. Also, Mark gets an intimate text, Itty Bitty Theater, the health benefits of marijuana and Danny goes on an Uber rant.
August 25, 2017
Did you know Mark has 10 Gold Records? Today he plays them for us, well actually, he plays 9 for us; find out why. Also, with the passing of Jay Thomas, Mark pays tribute to a fellow LA icon. Then later, the richest people in TV, the keys to success and DNCE teams up with Rod Stewart?
August 18, 2017
Mark & Lynda are celebrating 35 years of marriage and so we take a look back at the year 1982. The top movies, shows, songs and other fun facts from year they said “I do.” Also, you wouldn’t believe who was caught drunk at work, sexting, and what’s dirtier than your toilet? Happy Anniversary Mark and Lynda!
August 11, 2017
Today we remember some of the great songs from the late Glen Campbell, then later, Mark shares some his favorite songs of all time and we catch up with listener Maggie with the latest on her vagina. Also on today’s show, On This Day in History, snakes in the attic and one shitty bus trip story. All that and so much more….
August 4, 2017
On today’s show: M&L finally tasted a burger from Sonic, Dan Savage’s advice on gangbanging (the sexual term- not the thug kind) and Nasty the Clown pays us a visit. Also, the Queen drinks, Seinfeld tops the comedy rich list again, California’s overabundance of weed and why the hell are we spending so much on avocado toast? All that plus, On This Day in History and how we like our steaks cooked.
July 28, 2017
Today on the show we sample a new Ringo Starr track, and man does it suck. Then later, brain teasers that’ll make you scream, a new Itty Bitty Theatre, and what men and women find most attractive about the opposite sex. Also, Mark shares his top 6 most hated songs of all time and a Redditt survey was taken on things to do in your 20’s that you won’t regret in your 30’s. All that, plus Madonna is a piece of work.
July 21, 2017
On today’s show we celebrate the life of Red West with a little Elvis Frenzy. Then later, the things that have ended relationships, Five Guys Fun Facts, the reason porn traffic dipped last Sunday night and what’s that little pocket on our jeans? All that plus, On This Day in History and your boss sucks!
June 30, 2017
On today’s show: Masturbation tips for men, Riverside County is looking for snitches, and you wouldn’t believe how much R2-D2 sold at auction. Then later, the best day of the week to cheat, fidget spinners go against God, and caller Stephanie on golden showers. Yup!
Cocktails, check. Hot dogs, check. Fireworks, check. The Thompson’s are ready for the 4th.
June 23, 2017
Today on very special Mark & Lynda: Our final update on the baby robins; did they survive? Then later Katie calls in with her own update on her root canal; did she survive? Also on today’s show, bugs in our foods, masturbation tips (for women), armpit tattoos and cutting cheese in the shower. All that and so much more here on M&L.
June 9, 2017
Well you asked for it and now you got it, Mark reads from the dictionary on today’s show. Also, On This Day in History, listeners James and Dawn call in, and Mark and Lynda review Hamilton on Broadway. Then later, Mark shares some of his private emails, the Top 10 Summer Songs, wasp-nest vaginal rejuvenation, and the Foods to Avoid Before Sex. All that plus, what did M & L Watch?, and an unusual amount of Birthday Chickens.
June 2, 2017
Full show today including 5 sexual positions you’ve never heard of, plus, Elvis’ plane sells at auction and the top U.S. beaches. Also, what would you do if you had a naked Madonna in your bed, what makes a girl cool, and what do men need to increase their attractiveness? These will be answered plus so much more, and we call Amy.
May 25, 2017
Today we open the Car Wash Paper and read some interesting stories from around the world and check our horoscopes, and we call Amy. Also, On This Day in History, Comments with Skeeter, and the Liberal Redneck responds to the firing of former FBI Director James Comey, and we call Amy. Then later, the top 16 U.S. holidays ranked, erection in the courtroom, and 1 night stands, and we call Amy.
May 19, 2017
On this episode of Mark and Lynda, we learn how to spice up our date nights, the ages at which we hit certain peaks in our lives, On This Day in History, and a song mash-up blending Ozzy Osbourne with Earth Wind and Fire, take a listen and see if it works for you. Also, a debate sparks over the Top 10 Burgers in America, Confessions with Monique Anderson and Birthday Chickens are flying out the coop. 🐔
May 12, 2017
Celebrate your mom, and your baby’s mama! On today’s show we answer listener Lorraine’s email about her relationship issue, On This Day In History, and we discuss Steve Harvey’s harsh memo to his production staff, Also, Liam Neeson gets a free sandwich, Chris Rock is a cheater and Nasty the Clown entertains us with some his best Yo’ Mamma jokes. 🤡 Happy Mother’s Day!
May 5, 2017
On today’s show we get the facts on the Kentucky Derby, plus you won’t believe what a woman found in her urine on another segment of You Hate to Hear It. Also, On This Day in History, listener comments and, what’s the appropriate number of sex partners to have in your lifetime? Later, Matt calls in to discuss and rank all the Star Wars movies and Nasty the Clown stops by to share a list of slang terms for breasts, boobs, titties, etc.
April 21, 2017
Today we remember a dear friend and colleague, the late “Officer” George Quarterman.
Also on M&L, you wouldn’t believe where STD’s are on the rise, listener comments, and we answer some of your relationship advice emails. Then later, Demogorgon Steve slithers in the studio for a visit with Lynda, the types of people we hate and a debate on whether or not extra-terrestrials exist.
April 14, 2017
On Today’s M&L: Mark’s knee issues finally catch up with him, pressure washer on the fritz, listener comments with Skeeter, You Hate to Hear It, and On This Day In History. Then later we get an in depth analysis of the state of the podcast and some behind the scenes at M & L Studios. Also, a funky music frenzy honoring legendary songwriters Kenny Gamble and Leon Huff, and ladies beware of the serial Dine and Dash Dater.
April 7, 2017
On today’s show we find out how Mark and Lynda spent their spring break, plus, Mark reviews Jordan Peele’s movie ‘Get Out.’ Also, On This Day in History, a painful You Hate to Hear It from China and listener comments gets a new music track. Then later, sex advice from Dan Savage, we run down a sex bucket checklist, no fries for Shia LeBeaouf, and we remember the late Don Rickles.
March 24, 2017
On today’s show we dive deep into a list that’s all about him. We’ll try to get through it without Mark leaving a wet stain in his shorts. Also, scientists have concluded that starring at breasts is good for men’s health and we help out a couple of listeners in their relationships. Then later a few stories about fat people, On This Day in History, and Mark and Lynda make a call to Amy.
March 17, 2017
Ever wonder how the Irish feel about their sex lives? No? But today is St. Patty’s Day so you’re gonna get it anyway. Also in celebration of today, Katie reports from LA’s famous Irish pub Tom Bergin’s and Mark’s St. Patrick’s Day gift to our lucky listeners. Then later, the question is finally answered: How Many Dicks can Mark fit in his mouth? We’ve substituted hot dogs for penises.🌭 See the video on M&L Studios Facebook page.
“When the liquor was gone the fun was gone.”
March 10, 2017
It’s finally revealed, the answer to the question we’ve been wondering about, what’s on Lynda’s DVR? Then later, we talk to listener Nick and Janice as they drive to Laughlin for a good ‘ol fashioned sex-o-rama weekend, and the 5 tips on a happy marriage. Also, a new Itty-Bitty Theater, the first time you explored your body, and we offer listener Kristy some advice on her relationship. Finally, how many dicks can you fit in your mouth at one time? Tune in next week to find out!!
March 3, 2017
Why does Mark love Elvis? What middle class jobs are going away? Why do women moan during sex? Why do we like porn? What does Subway’s chicken consist of? We answer these questions plus a listener-sent You Hate To Hear It, Spanish Sex Doll Brothels, and a crazy story of a man caught naked in a tree.
February 24, 2017
Oscar season is upon us and we’ve got some interesting facts about Hollywood’s biggest night. Also, we’ve got another cover of Khia’s “My Neck, My Back” hit song to share with ya and this one is gold. Later we assist listener Christy with her relationship questions, and On This Day in History. Then later, Mark reads a list of some of the grossest sex stories that’ll make you rethink sex altogether, but then we get a hot call from listener Paulette which’ll restore your wetness. All that plus listener comments and a busy Birthday Chicken. Onto March.
February 17, 2017
After a week off in LA, Mark & Lynda are back in the studio. On today’s episode we hear Elle King’s cover of Khia’s “My Neck, My Back,” On This Day In History, Danny voices for Itty-Bitty Theater, and the 7 Texts From Lynda That Sound Dirty. Also, are cruises for you, and, would you freeze your genitals to spice up your sex life? 🐧
February 3, 2017
The Big Game is on Sunday and we’ve got some Super Fun Facts that’ll surely Bowl you over, plus a fresh On This Day in History. Later, listener Rachel calls the show seeking family advice from M&L, plus Danny tries not to fuck up an Itty-Bitty Theater. Also, what are some of the things women wished men knew about blow-jobs, fellatio, playing the skin flute, giving a Lewinski or whatever you may call it. All that plus listener comments, Skittle-eating-cows and a busy Birthday Chicken.🐔
January 27, 2017
Today we discover another reason why Mark is a pig, plus listener comments on twice baked potatoes, anal and scotch. Also, it’s Danny’s turn to answer the island questions and On This Day in History. Plus later listener Matt calls in seeking advice from M&L and a list of things not to do in a relationship. All that and so much more as we kick off the Year of the Cock! It’s gonna be a good year for Lynda.
January 20, 2017
Today we’re all about our listeners. We help listener Lorna find a porn that meets her needs, and a special Birthday Chicken message to listeners Amy and Joe. Also on today’s show, slang terms for anal sex, mild to wild fetishes and the different types of a-hole airline passengers we encounter. Please don’t be one of them.
January 13, 2017
It’s Super Sexy Friday the 13th people! We’ve got fun facts about this special day plus slang terms for blowjobs. Also, signs your partner is cheating, ratburgers in Russia, and Cody Decker phones in with exciting news. Plus, who is listener Patty doing this weekend?
January 6, 2017
It’s 2017, the entire family is in the studio, drinking, and Amy can’t stop playing with buttons. Today we look back at the best and worst movies of 2016 while Mark daydreams about Cam Newton’s penis. Also, On This Day in History, Nasty the Clown stops by and what the hell is “Fubbing?” Plus, Mark has a list of items found in urethras, vaginas and asses that’ll surely make your balls ache. Happy New Year!🎆
December 23, 2016
It’s our final show of 2016 and with Christmas & Hanukkah this weekend we’re all about the holiday season. We’ve got Christmas fun facts, On This Day in History, and the 2 worst Christmas songs of all time. All that plus, listener comments, calls and birthday chickens.
Happy Holidays and Have a Wonderful 2017!
December 16, 2016
It’s National Ugly Sweater Day and what better way to celebrate than having the Christmas Elf stop by and share a sweet-seasonal story. And later, a Nebraska high school prank gone wrong, Cleveland Browns tickets for $1, and Danny’s small dick. Also, listener Paulette calls to tell us about the last time she had a penis her mouth, and we find out why women fake orgasms? All that and, On This Day in History. Happy Holidays!!
December 9, 2016
Today, we remember the late Greg Lake with a shortened mini frenzy. We also discuss the Von Miller sex tape and share a joke from listener Doug. Later, Mark has a list of sexy treats to spice up your holiday season, and we reveal the best part of the day to have sex. All that plus, On This Day in History, relationship advice, and an unbelievable story of a Bishop who claims to have the divine power to increase penis size.📿 Amen!
December 2, 2016
On today’s episode: Mark celebrated his birthday yesterday. What did Lynda get him? And, would you date a hot woman with an annoying laugh? Plus, Nasty the Clown gives us a few lines taken out of context that were said over Thanksgiving. Also, On This Day in History, Ideas for sexing up Christmas, and we call Cody Decker for an update on his baseball career.
Happy Holidays!!! 🎄 (if that’s your thing)
November 18, 2016
Let the drinking begin!!! Bramy (Bradley & Amy) are in studio with Mark and Lynda today with details from Matt’s wedding in New Jersey. Also, is it okay to show your nipples on Snapchat? Bradley has the definitive answer to that. Plus a fresh Katie’s Korner and Fact or Crap with Bramy. It’s Mark and Lynda y’all!
November 11, 2016
Mark & Lynda are back from Cleveland with stories from the set of Legacy (2017). We’ll find out first hand from Mark what it feels like to get shot in the chest. Also, M&L help out a listener whose marriage is in jeopardy, plus Lynda shares a list of hotel chains notorious for bed bugs; have you stayed at any of these dumps? We’ve also got Weird & Wacky News, Itty-Bitty Theater and slang terms for the male genitals to wet your whistle.
November 4, 2016
Matt and Eleni are getting married! As the big day rapidly approaches we find out a little more about the wedding and their honeymoon, which is making mom jealous. Also, Matt shares a few stories from his bachelor party in Lake Tahoe and Lynda has a list of sex tips from around the world. All that plus, Mark and Eleni rehearse lines during a pee break and a round of 5 Seconds.
October 28, 2016
Today, Mark shares a list of some of the daily tasks we hate most. Did yours make the list? And, why does Danny think Celine Dion is full of shit? Also, some of the funniest slang terms for eating p*ssy. All that, plus the top female adult stars, suggestions on how to respect your wife, an Itty Bitty Theater and Mark and Lynda share some of your comments.
October 14, 2016
Halloween is around the corner and in celebration Mark reveals his top 10 scary Halloween movies. Also, you won’t believe what mask is popular this year. Plus, slang terms for Fucking and can Mark correctly choose Lynda’s favorite pic?
It’s Super Sexy Friday Bitches!!!
October 7, 2016
Slang terms for the vagina, sexy things to do before you die and men’s top sexual fantasies; that’s right, it’s Super Sexy Friday! Also, AFI’s top Halloween movies, Wonder Woman’s sexual preference and another How Could This Have Happened?
On the next M&L: Did Mark fuck a pirate?