Have you ever wished for a walking robot hand for Halloween? Well, this is your year. Forget the massage, the latest craze is scratching salons, and a Popeyes customer claims he bit into a chicken sandwich and found something in his mouth that wasn’t chicken. Residential home bathrooms are becoming the latest in spa treatment, plus, what obscure item do you have in your possession that you’re positive no one else has? DoorDash can now deliver your order by drone, and how would you like the clippings of Neil Armstrongs hair? Well, Neil doesn’t want you to have it, plus, what’s the most valuable lesson you’ve learned from a relationship? How would you like to own a bottle of beer that was on the Hindenburg? Does your life partner snore? You’re not alone. Doctors in China found multiple sewing needles inside a man’s heart, and no one seems to know how they got there, and brace yourself for October-Halloween fun facts. It’s October, so shit is getting weird.

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A Florida man is facing a felony charge after farting in bed; and I’m not kidding, plus a completely different guy wanted to make sure sex was involved before he paid for dinner; it didn’t go well. A guy paid thirty bucks for a painting worth $250,000, and are EVs more reliable than gas cars? I give you semi-proof that winning the lottery is a curse, plus I will reveal the overwhelming winner of the best place to retire. People will seemingly do most anything for Pokémon cards, and would you trust a humanoid robot? On that note, did you know your iPhone is capable of calling the cops, and playing this show for you? So, engage and let’s start this lame party.

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You can now follow your dream of getting into the sex business, because the Bunny ranch is for sale. I give you the best places to retire, and are you spending too long in the shower? What is the greatest food and drink combination, and do you know what a foodie call is? Losing weight may cost you your hair, plus I give you the top 10 happiest states in America. I wrap things up with the pros and cons of masturbation, which means you’re a stroke away from having a better day.

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