What would you do if a $1200 drone landed in your backyard? Clearly, you would set it on fire. I give you the latest on the hantavirus, and did you know chimps can predict the weather? Two pilots have been grounded because they were drawing penises in the sky. Real estate prices are coming down, and a man is in jail because he tried to claim ownership of a boat in honor of Donald Trump. It appears you can’t smoke pot in your home anymore if you live next to this woman, and you won’t believe what they found in the throat of a Chinese dude.

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A cop car raced a civilian while on duty, and he’s in trouble? We celebrate our moms today, and what’s the weirdest thing you witnessed someone eat? A cat got stuck in a recliner chair because he didn’t want to go to the vet, plus another idiot stole a fire truck, so guess where he is. A teenager was caught licking straws and putting them back in the straw dispenser because he thought it was funny for his social media; he’s facing jail time. And a dude went all in to collect his deceased sister’s inheritance, and what he did is insane. Join in!

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Who wants to buy the Scarface mansion? It’s available. Did you hear the one about the gator who checks in at the bank? Plus, ghosting shitty friends is all the rage. Las Vegas is saying goodbye to an old friend, and I give you the ultimate way to spoil your dog. I pose the question, what is your most irrational fear, and beware of pump switching, which is a real thing. I give you the case of the curious cabinets, and then I wrap it up with the top five worst songs by actors.

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