How should you feel when large crowds come to see your neighbors overly decorated house for Halloween? Would you refuse to attend a work meeting at 9pm? And apparently, it’s all downhill for us after 35. When you fly, do you dress nicely, or not care what you wear, plus, do you like scary movies? There’s a reason why you do. What, in your opinion, is the highest paying job that requires little to no effort, and on that topic, 9 to 5 jobs are back in favor with the younger crowd. Do you give candy to an adult who is trick or treating? Plus, we wrap things up with a nice version of “Cool Stories in Music.” How can you not listen?

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A brown bear in Colorado thought the local farmers market was there for him and only him, plus if your dog sleeps in your bed and you’re not getting enough sleep; it isn’t the dog’s fault. A new record has been established for money paid for a single Pokémon card, and a current NFL player is skeptical on whether we actually landed on the moon. Apparently, it isn’t very hard to walk into a school and claim you’re a teacher, and then be allowed to teach, plus, which hobby do you think has the most annoying people? Do you think the end of the world is coming up soon, and smart glasses are having a hard time as they are banned in many places. Do genuine nice people actually finish last? We tackle the hard topics here, so set aside an hour and let’s get this started.

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Have you ever wished for a walking robot hand for Halloween? Well, this is your year. Forget the massage, the latest craze is scratching salons, and a Popeyes customer claims he bit into a chicken sandwich and found something in his mouth that wasn’t chicken. Residential home bathrooms are becoming the latest in spa treatment, plus, what obscure item do you have in your possession that you’re positive no one else has? DoorDash can now deliver your order by drone, and how would you like the clippings of Neil Armstrongs hair? Well, Neil doesn’t want you to have it, plus, what’s the most valuable lesson you’ve learned from a relationship? How would you like to own a bottle of beer that was on the Hindenburg? Does your life partner snore? You’re not alone. Doctors in China found multiple sewing needles inside a man’s heart, and no one seems to know how they got there, and brace yourself for October-Halloween fun facts. It’s October, so shit is getting weird.

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A Florida man is facing a felony charge after farting in bed; and I’m not kidding, plus a completely different guy wanted to make sure sex was involved before he paid for dinner; it didn’t go well. A guy paid thirty bucks for a painting worth $250,000, and are EVs more reliable than gas cars? I give you semi-proof that winning the lottery is a curse, plus I will reveal the overwhelming winner of the best place to retire. People will seemingly do most anything for Pokémon cards, and would you trust a humanoid robot? On that note, did you know your iPhone is capable of calling the cops, and playing this show for you? So, engage and let’s start this lame party.

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