Syrup and the 10 freeway don’t go together; that has now been proven. Remember the Galaxy trifold phone? No one else does either, and here’s some good advice, do not offer a cash tip to a judge, especially when the money is counterfeit. Have you ever tried goat yoga? No, then how about snake yoga? And if you have a cat, make sure you know where your hair ties are at all times. If you enjoy listening to your devices without headphones on air flights, then you shouldn’t fly United, plus fast-food chains have been ranked, and I have the results. Do you take medication for irritable bowel syndrome? Then don’t let the cops see it, and a guy stole someone’s septic tank; which begs the question, why would anyone do that? It’s your lucky day, the federal government is about to release secret files about aliens, and what’s the dumbest way you have been injured. It’s hard to believe, but I have all these answers.

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A woman freaks out when she discovers how many women her boyfriend had slept with, and would you like to improve your sleep? Stop scrolling on social media hours before bed. A guy smashes into a parked cop car because he was watching Youtube on his phone, plus what are the greatest moments in your life? I’ll give you other people’s top 10. Would you buy a house that doesn’t come with a bedroom? As a population, we’ve apparently had it with tipping; I know I have. When you travel, which item do you think has the most germs, and a woman was found in a stranger’s home wearing no pants and eating fruity pebbles. Did you know annoying people in your life are aging you? I give you the top 5 happiest cities in the US, and least happy. People stealing from hotels is rampant, and a man went to the hospital because he woke up and discovered he was completely blue. There is a major breakthrough for people with OCD, and a major movie prop is up for auction. Alrighty then! What’s the dumbest way you’ve injured yourself? Plus, a man sued a Mexican restaurant because the salsa was too spicy. We’re waiting for you!

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