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David Clevengersays
Hi Mark, can you give my daughter a Happy Birthday she will be 36 on the 9th of November
Brianna has gotten married this year and graduated from nursing this year
We have been listening to you since she was in grade school.
Do’s that make you feel old? Me to
As I’m sure Lynda has told you many times, Keep it up.
hi mark,
hoping you can give my husband Hector (the one who likes ‘i like dreaming’)
a shout out for his birthday. he will be 56 on the 17th.
thank you, he loves to listen to you and like the abuse too
Hey Mark,
My lovely bride, Carrie, is turning 47 on November 8th. I’m hoping you can give her a birthday shout and tell her how young 47 really is. You might want to remind her, she’s still got it. You see, about 15 years ago, her and a friend got their fee waived on a ferry ride in Balboa Bay by some 20 year old working that day. She came home radiant that day and claimed, “I still got it” which has been a running joke for the last 15 years. You still got it babe. Happy Birthday.
It’s Cindi from Dana Point and I will be 54 on November 8th! I remember calling in to the Mark and Lynda podcast (in my 40’s) and you did the “I can hear bats flappin’ around in your vagina” and then did the echo machine saying “helloooo, oo, ooo, ooo”, but just a week or so ago for birthdays you told the person turning 53 that they were still young – so thanks for the compliment this year – even it if wasn’t for me, I’ll take it!! Loving you for over 40 years! And love your artwork – you truly are talented!
First, I want to let you know how much I enjoy the podcast. When Friday rolls around, I can’t wait to hear what nonsense you’re talking about that I know will make me laugh and smile. 😀
Second, iff all goes well, I’ll turn 67 (boy, I’m old!) on November 15. Also, my ‘baby’ sister turns 61 on November 20. Her name is Orelia )pronounced oh-RILL-ya). We’d both like a birthday shoutout, preferable the one that includes Lynda’s chicken. I mss her on the podcast. Thanks much!
Your show is the highlight of my week. You never cease to make me forget about negative bullshit for a while, and your laugh makes ME laugh. Thanks so much for what YOU do. It matters. I’m gonna be sixty fucking eight on November 16. I’d appreciate a nice birthday bone, but please be gentle.
Hey Mark, love your show and the return of shenanigans! I don’t know what we’d all do without hearing you. I’m turning 55 on Oct 30th…I would love some bone.
This is Guy again. It is my birthday on November 7th. I will be 63 years old. That’s super old! Not like the ancient of days, you, but super old nevertheless!
I would like another shout out for the birthday of my daughter and myself and the entire United States Marine Corps.
We will be 250 years old on November 10th. I served, and now she is serving as an officer in the Marine Corps.
Try saying this, “OORAH!!” You have to say it really loud and really strong to make it work. It’s pronounced “Ew Raw!!!”
Thank you in advance and a very happy birthday to you next month! Love you and love your show!
David Clevenger says
Hi Mark, can you give my daughter a Happy Birthday she will be 36 on the 9th of November
Brianna has gotten married this year and graduated from nursing this year
We have been listening to you since she was in grade school.
Do’s that make you feel old? Me to
As I’m sure Lynda has told you many times, Keep it up.
Thanks
Matt Robbins says
Hey ya bastard,
Turning 55 this year. I’m ready for the senior discount. I’d love to hear the Stooges!
Matt Robbins
Granbury, Tx.
cathy says
hi mark,
hoping you can give my husband Hector (the one who likes ‘i like dreaming’)
a shout out for his birthday. he will be 56 on the 17th.
thank you, he loves to listen to you and like the abuse too
Tom says
Hey Mark,
My lovely bride, Carrie, is turning 47 on November 8th. I’m hoping you can give her a birthday shout and tell her how young 47 really is. You might want to remind her, she’s still got it. You see, about 15 years ago, her and a friend got their fee waived on a ferry ride in Balboa Bay by some 20 year old working that day. She came home radiant that day and claimed, “I still got it” which has been a running joke for the last 15 years. You still got it babe. Happy Birthday.
Cindi says
It’s Cindi from Dana Point and I will be 54 on November 8th! I remember calling in to the Mark and Lynda podcast (in my 40’s) and you did the “I can hear bats flappin’ around in your vagina” and then did the echo machine saying “helloooo, oo, ooo, ooo”, but just a week or so ago for birthdays you told the person turning 53 that they were still young – so thanks for the compliment this year – even it if wasn’t for me, I’ll take it!! Loving you for over 40 years! And love your artwork – you truly are talented!
Sharon says
Hey, Mark —
First, I want to let you know how much I enjoy the podcast. When Friday rolls around, I can’t wait to hear what nonsense you’re talking about that I know will make me laugh and smile. 😀
Second, iff all goes well, I’ll turn 67 (boy, I’m old!) on November 15. Also, my ‘baby’ sister turns 61 on November 20. Her name is Orelia )pronounced oh-RILL-ya). We’d both like a birthday shoutout, preferable the one that includes Lynda’s chicken. I mss her on the podcast. Thanks much!
Lovin’ you!
~ Sharon from Glendale
Dave Jones says
Mark
Your show is the highlight of my week. You never cease to make me forget about negative bullshit for a while, and your laugh makes ME laugh. Thanks so much for what YOU do. It matters. I’m gonna be sixty fucking eight on November 16. I’d appreciate a nice birthday bone, but please be gentle.
Dan says
Hey Mark, love your show and the return of shenanigans! I don’t know what we’d all do without hearing you. I’m turning 55 on Oct 30th…I would love some bone.
Guy Nohrenberg of Simi Valley says
Mark!
This is Guy again. It is my birthday on November 7th. I will be 63 years old. That’s super old! Not like the ancient of days, you, but super old nevertheless!
I would like another shout out for the birthday of my daughter and myself and the entire United States Marine Corps.
We will be 250 years old on November 10th. I served, and now she is serving as an officer in the Marine Corps.
Try saying this, “OORAH!!” You have to say it really loud and really strong to make it work. It’s pronounced “Ew Raw!!!”
Thank you in advance and a very happy birthday to you next month! Love you and love your show!
OORAH!!!