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Hey Mark Berg here from Terrebonne, Oregon, do you think you could bone my wife Steph.I think she really appreciate it in the butt!! It’s her 51st birthday on the 29th. I think she really appreciated.
P.S You think you could sent me your address so I can send back the rest of this unused “box of crap” I won from you and Brian Silent auction for Christmas Christmas bash at the roseland theater in Portland, Or, back in 2007,had a fucking good time!!! but I’m tired of my wife asking me what the hell I’m gonna do with the rest of the 25 Mark and Brian christmas cassette tapes and 5000 Mark and Brian invisible markers and what the hell pictures that had nothing to do with Mark and Brian or what the hell send me Brian‘s address I’ll send it there lol Love you don’t forget in the butt Mark. 😁
Hey Mark,
Wayne deep in the OC I will be 64 01/31/2025.
Been listening to you forever but find myself missing Linda what a voice.
Love both of you Mark & Linda
Hi Mark! I need you to bone me really good for my birthday this Friday, January 24th! I will be 64! Also, could you please give me the gift of telling me what the lyrics are that Eleni is singing in the opening song. I love her voice and I think it is amazing how talented your kids are! I just can’t understand I of the lines. Thank you and I love this new version of your show! The longer the better, if you know what I mean. 😜😉😘
Hey Mark, this is Dave jolley asking for a birthday bone .I will be turning 53 on February 1st .I am a long time listener ,since 1992 .You have helped me get through alot of crap,deaths of parents ,animals and relationships. I love you guys ,thanks brother.
Hi Mark! Hope your family are feeling better. Sorry to hear that your holidays took a hit because of illnesses.
I will be turning the big 6-0 on the 22nd, and could really use a birthday bone!
By the way, Gig Harbor Holly said, she taped the Chuck Moshanz only version of “The Polar Express”. I did as well. I have gone a bit further and converted it to an audio file. If you would like a copy, I would be happy to get it to you in whatever way works best for you. You already have my email from this “bone” request, so just let me know. I’m sure we can figure out a way to get it to you if you want it.
Thank you for all you have done and continue to do for us stupid replaceable listeners!
Hey Mark, long time listener because of my husband. His name, KevinBarnes, birthdayi is 1/25. He iwill be a whopping 55 years old. He deserves the birthday bone!
Thank you for all you do!
Hi Mark, I just recently started listening to your podcast. I heard you on the Woody Show and thought you were amazing and needed to check out your show. I am a little late, turning 46 on the 12th of January. I would love a shout out with The Birthday Bone if you have time on your next show. Thank you so much.
Hey Mark, Glen from Portland here. I discovered you on KGON and have followed you ever since. There is no one better. I am hitting 69 on the 24th and could use a bone. Thank you for helping all of us get through our days with laughter and love. Keep it coming brother and Thank You.
Hey Mark! Longtime listener Bruce from Menifee California here. My 61st birthday is on January 27th and since you pride yourself as being such a big boner, I was hoping you would grab your instrument and blow it for me.
Hi Mark! Long time listener like everyone else. I still enjoy listening to your ramblings every week! My birthday is 1/30 and I’ll be 67 this year (UGH). Would love a shout out!
Hey Mark, long time listener. Sorry to hear about your holidays and everyone around you being sick.
You ever think it’s all just an act and people are just trying to avoid you? I saw Linda at the Golden Globes accepting her award for her performance in, “The 2024 Holiday”.
Oh and it’s my birthday, Happy Birthday to me! Born all the way back in… *checks notes*… 1987. Looking for my birthday bone! Take care! -Nick
Berg says
Hey Mark Berg here from Terrebonne, Oregon, do you think you could bone my wife Steph.I think she really appreciate it in the butt!! It’s her 51st birthday on the 29th. I think she really appreciated.
P.S You think you could sent me your address so I can send back the rest of this unused “box of crap” I won from you and Brian Silent auction for Christmas Christmas bash at the roseland theater in Portland, Or, back in 2007,had a fucking good time!!! but I’m tired of my wife asking me what the hell I’m gonna do with the rest of the 25 Mark and Brian christmas cassette tapes and 5000 Mark and Brian invisible markers and what the hell pictures that had nothing to do with Mark and Brian or what the hell send me Brian‘s address I’ll send it there lol Love you don’t forget in the butt Mark. 😁
Wayne says
Hey Mark,
Wayne deep in the OC I will be 64 01/31/2025.
Been listening to you forever but find myself missing Linda what a voice.
Love both of you Mark & Linda
Wayne
Christina Egan says
Hi Mark! I need you to bone me really good for my birthday this Friday, January 24th! I will be 64! Also, could you please give me the gift of telling me what the lyrics are that Eleni is singing in the opening song. I love her voice and I think it is amazing how talented your kids are! I just can’t understand I of the lines. Thank you and I love this new version of your show! The longer the better, if you know what I mean. 😜😉😘
David Jolley says
Hey Mark, this is Dave jolley asking for a birthday bone .I will be turning 53 on February 1st .I am a long time listener ,since 1992 .You have helped me get through alot of crap,deaths of parents ,animals and relationships. I love you guys ,thanks brother.
Craig H. says
Hi Mark! Hope your family are feeling better. Sorry to hear that your holidays took a hit because of illnesses.
I will be turning the big 6-0 on the 22nd, and could really use a birthday bone!
By the way, Gig Harbor Holly said, she taped the Chuck Moshanz only version of “The Polar Express”. I did as well. I have gone a bit further and converted it to an audio file. If you would like a copy, I would be happy to get it to you in whatever way works best for you. You already have my email from this “bone” request, so just let me know. I’m sure we can figure out a way to get it to you if you want it.
Thank you for all you have done and continue to do for us stupid replaceable listeners!
Vienna Barnes says
Hey Mark, long time listener because of my husband. His name, KevinBarnes, birthdayi is 1/25. He iwill be a whopping 55 years old. He deserves the birthday bone!
Thank you for all you do!
Craig Fisher says
Hey RG, Craig from Riverside,CA. Been with ya since the beginning at KLOS and through all the iterations thereafter and really lovin the new format.
Turning 62 on Jan 24 and ya know… I’m gonna need me some of that bone.
Ar-gar Lar-gar!
Sakia says
Hi Mark, I just recently started listening to your podcast. I heard you on the Woody Show and thought you were amazing and needed to check out your show. I am a little late, turning 46 on the 12th of January. I would love a shout out with The Birthday Bone if you have time on your next show. Thank you so much.
John Frasher says
Birthday bone please!!!
On January 26 I will be 66. I’ve been listening to your smart mouth since day 1.
Argar largar mi hefe!
Glen Mackey says
Hey Mark, Glen from Portland here. I discovered you on KGON and have followed you ever since. There is no one better. I am hitting 69 on the 24th and could use a bone. Thank you for helping all of us get through our days with laughter and love. Keep it coming brother and Thank You.
Bruce says
Hey Mark! Longtime listener Bruce from Menifee California here. My 61st birthday is on January 27th and since you pride yourself as being such a big boner, I was hoping you would grab your instrument and blow it for me.
Thanks
Candy says
Hi Mark! Long time listener like everyone else. I still enjoy listening to your ramblings every week! My birthday is 1/30 and I’ll be 67 this year (UGH). Would love a shout out!
Nick J says
Hey Mark, long time listener. Sorry to hear about your holidays and everyone around you being sick.
You ever think it’s all just an act and people are just trying to avoid you? I saw Linda at the Golden Globes accepting her award for her performance in, “The 2024 Holiday”.
Oh and it’s my birthday, Happy Birthday to me! Born all the way back in… *checks notes*… 1987. Looking for my birthday bone! Take care! -Nick