I give you proof that Georgia and Florida simply don’t mix, like ever. We learn when a Gator wants to get in your house, even a porch screen door won’t stop him. Hewlet Packard thought they had a great idea, and now they don’t. You’ve heard of a bull in a China shop? How about a cow in a barber shop, but it did happen in China. And we sadly say goodbye to Val Kilmer with vintage audio footage of Val being pranked by his buddy Kurt Russell. Hard not to listen to that, because “I’m your huckleberry.”

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It’s father daughter day on the show as my daughter Katie lights up the room as she always does, which is a fortunate thing. There is very little earth-shattering news on this show, but it didn’t seem to matter because Katie and I found it funny anyway. A woman got her hand stuck in her boyfriend’s mouth, which why? A wide range of animals have had it and are on the run, plus robots are going to start taking your blood. Sounds weird but it’s true. And what are the fattest cities in America? Clearly a can’t miss.

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The title says it all. I’ve never heard of anybody doing something like this. It re-defines the category of classy. We tongue in cheek celebrate the top 10 best television themes of all time and the three theme songs that didn’t even make the list. It’s the first anniversary of this show which gives us a moment to reflect. We celebrate our first “Florida gator” section and it’s NOT the football team, plus which airline gives you the most leg room? It’s mid-March and you have nothing better to do, so join us.

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There’s always plenty of crazy in the world and today we guide you through a bunch of it. It begins with a lady who was naked while running around on the tarmac at the airport. One guy swallowed seven hundred thousand dollars worth of jewelry, followed by a doctor who tossed buckets of his own urine at a competitor. We also begin the countdown of the top 20 television theme songs. Apparently, butterflies are disappearing and which career profession cheats the most. We tackle the hard news today and we help you through it by you pushing PLAY.

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This week you get to hang out with one of my favorite females on this earth. She’s like a dude with giant tits. Plus, Gina Grad will also be here. What’s the strangest thing you’ve ever seen in public? What do you do when you’re in the middle of beating the shit out of your ex-mate’s car and the cops arrive? And would you handle sitting next to a woman on an airplane only to discover the woman is dead? All of these questions will be answered, but not before you reveal your choice for our game, “What Year Is It!” It’s clearly party central on What You Do!

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March simply has to be better than February because each week of that month brought me a challenge. I will explain every detail of our latest shit show. I’ve got a really good Cool Stories In Music today that is guaranteed to make you smile. We have our first ever battle of the bands, a good round of “Am I The Asshole,” and take a wild guess what the kids ate while mom slipped away to use the bathroom. It’s one of my all time favorite weird and wacky stories. We’ll miss you if you don’t join. And I’m kidding, I don’t even know you!

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Have you ever wanted to have sex in a hot air balloon? Me neither, but now you can if you choose. Learn what your favorite month is, and how a few simple adjustments can greatly improve your life. What unique things did you learn about your partner after you moved in together, and could you have a strong relationship with a robot? The choice may not be yours. Plus, my conversation with Darren Hayes is both moving and hysterical, at the same time. We try to make one of your least favorite months tolerable. One last question; Could you live underwater? People are already doing it!

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It’s our special Valentines show and we give you the worst Valentines song ever recorded, and we ain’t kiddin. What would you do if you found one hundred and two venomous snakes living in your garden? You would move of course! Plus, a couple had an evening of drugs and sex play where he was arrested while dressed as a Dalmatian dog with one of his wrists handcuffed, and they both went to jail. It screams happy Valentine’s Day. Join the fun.

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Today, I chat with radio icon Gary Bryan from K-Earth 101 in Los Angeles. We learn how a banana can land you in jail. We delve deep into the best and worst Superbowl halftime shows in history, and we give you two fun facts about Christopher Walken which simply make him seem stranger than he already is. Its action packed and free, so come on in because it’s luke warm and completely worthless. How can you not?

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Today, Kentucky shows us their darker side, which isn’t hard to do. We give you a round of, “Am I the asshole?” If you’re the middle child, we have proof that you are the nice one, can a job make you more attractive, and we tackle the hard topics with your favorite cheeses ranked. Plus, we have a new listener today, and he is by far our youngest listener! It’s clearly a don’t miss.

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