Today I’m going to read you something that you weren’t supposed to hear, and I’m going to give you something you weren’t supposed to have. Merry Christmas! A lady got pulled over and there was a raccoon named Chewy in the car and chewy had a meth pipe in his mouth. Most of us are stressed about money and most of us don’t trust our neighbors. Plus, I give you a Cool Stories in Music that focuses on a hit song that seems to have stolen a few key notes from another massive hit song, but no one ever did anything about it. See what you think! It’s another day that gives you another edition of “What You Do.”

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The title says it all. Today I will share a story that is one of the most unique experiences of my life, and it was forty years in the making. A seven-year-old boy drove his five-year-old sister to breakfast at McDonalds, and they didn’t even get to eat. And ponder these heavy topics; Is your city sinking, the most popular dog names by state, and a woman quit her job because her chatbot told her to. You can’t make that shit up, so let’s do this… Okay, one more. What’s something you bought as an adult because your parents wouldn’t let you have as a kid? Now you have to listen!

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Tom Bergeron shares the wonderful story of him actually calling the three stooges when he was a kid. It seems people will never stop taking a dump where they shouldn’t. We celebrate Bob Seger’s 80th birthday and we explain how a lady saved her dog from being eaten by a bear by using a bag of cookies. And make no mistake, we are a teaching podcast; I share two words that if used by you, proves you are lying. By not listening, you only harm yourself.

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We have a show within a show, but you’ll have to wait to find out what’s in it. Which traits did you inherit from your father? And, we head to Florida for three different stories of depravity, and I know how you like games, so I give you a rousing round of “What Year Is It.” And last but not least, I will share a radio moment from my broadcast past from 45 years ago. I was 23 at the time and I sounded much better than I do now. Plus, did you hear, Gwyneth Paltrow has started eating cheese again. To listen or not to listen…that is the question.

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In the event you are looking for something extremely unusual you can bet money on, I have it for you. I also give you two random moments of Thompson family cuteness that happened on the same day, three thousand miles apart. Clearly, it’s a miracle from God. Did you know you can go to prison for trying to stop a cruise ship? Well, you can, because this guy did just that. And I don’t mean to shock you, but Gracie the cow is still at large, which will be utterly explained. We tackle the hard headlines here so proceed cautiously.

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Today we spend time with a man who has a unique roommate. His roomy is a buffalo and things are not going well. We say so long to two entertainment icons and if you’re going to Coachella, make sure you take along your wallet. We take a look at this week back in our history, and I finally give you Cool Stories in Music as we delve into the musical world of Dan Hartman. Good times for all who join, and that’s a promise!

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If you enjoy listening to a heartfelt, very honest and deeply emotional cleansing of the soul kind of conversation, coupled with powerful music performed live, then this clearly isn’t the show for you. Kidding of course, Tyler Hilton takes us along on a wonderful journey of what is his life. Plus, how would you like to smoke pot in a movie theater? Has a stranger ever braided your hair while you slept…ON AN AIRPLANE! A Florida dude freaked out at a children’s lemonade stand, plus we all find out what HOT WIFING is. It’s worth your time; I promise.

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I give you proof that Georgia and Florida simply don’t mix, like ever. We learn when a Gator wants to get in your house, even a porch screen door won’t stop him. Hewlet Packard thought they had a great idea, and now they don’t. You’ve heard of a bull in a China shop? How about a cow in a barber shop, but it did happen in China. And we sadly say goodbye to Val Kilmer with vintage audio footage of Val being pranked by his buddy Kurt Russell. Hard not to listen to that, because “I’m your huckleberry.”

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It’s father daughter day on the show as my daughter Katie lights up the room as she always does, which is a fortunate thing. There is very little earth-shattering news on this show, but it didn’t seem to matter because Katie and I found it funny anyway. A woman got her hand stuck in her boyfriend’s mouth, which why? A wide range of animals have had it and are on the run, plus robots are going to start taking your blood. Sounds weird but it’s true. And what are the fattest cities in America? Clearly a can’t miss.

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The title says it all. I’ve never heard of anybody doing something like this. It re-defines the category of classy. We tongue in cheek celebrate the top 10 best television themes of all time and the three theme songs that didn’t even make the list. It’s the first anniversary of this show which gives us a moment to reflect. We celebrate our first “Florida gator” section and it’s NOT the football team, plus which airline gives you the most leg room? It’s mid-March and you have nothing better to do, so join us.

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