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Use this page to say hey, ask a question (which probably won’t get answered), or just to kiss the RG’s ass.
Jeff from LA says
Hey Mark.
Florida story for ya. Incredibly it’s true, and I almost feel bad for the idiot; almost.
https://amp.tmz.com/2025/10/10/florida-man-thermos-up-rectum/
Tim Ford says
I think the painting is “Welcome to Herman’s Whore House”
Noe Alamillo says
You should check out the ozzy documentary on paramount plus. Initially I thought it was gonna be an Osbournes trash. It left me emotional.
Thank you for your shows, you fucker.
Larry Martinson says
Mark, I found this story on TMZ. A Florida man had a full size thermos up his ass. He was being x-rayed at the county jail and the cops took him to the hospital to get the thermos out. Fucking Florida
Luisa Cordova says
Hi Mark!
Been listening to you since I learned how drive in the late 80’s. I even sent you and Brian an invitation to my college graduation from UCLA! Wanted to recommend a fantastic horror movie perfect for spooky season: Weapons.
It’s intelligent, creepy and original. The writer/producer Zach Cregger is a former comedian. Thank you kindly for sharing your talent, your professional and family stories and your Walker stories too. They are getting us through these dark days, My Maggie would love a play date with Walker next time you are all in LA🐶😊.
Tim Ford says
The Munsters painting
Smoking hot wife
Nancy Pounds says
Hi Eleni,
I posted a comment last week about my new puppy Raider. Mark asked that I upload a photo of the little guy. Can you help with that? I’m not seeing any way to attach it here.
Thank you!
Nancy
Oscar says
Hey RG,
I know you’re a sucker for dogs, so check out my pain the ass. His name is Maverick and he’s a husky/doverman/shepard mix and he’s a demon. You want him? Mf had blue eyes and all. Jk, he’s all mine. Tell me where to send you a picture of him and you’ll see what I mean.
Tom Christopher says
God damn it Mark!!!!! You creeped me out wishing a one hundred and four year old woman (Laura) in that “crazed, maniacal and disturbed breathy” voice of yours. Jesus man, you have to know that only works for the hot MILFS and Cougars that write into your show. They won’t admit to leaving earth and living on Mars to teach art.
Now rip me a new one like you did when I admitted I loved Air Supply’s “Lost In Love” because of a girl that got away!!!
Guy Nohrenberg says
Mark! I forgot about you! I forgot you were here! I stumbled across your show in Spotify and now I have to catch up for a year and 2 months!
Because I’m old, I now have high blood pressure. The only thing that brings it down without medication is listening to your show! Thank you for still doing it and thank you for being there! Pure sound, crappy funny jokes, and great topics!
I have one question. When are you going to have another live show like you did in Beverly Hills? I figure if I die, it should be right there enjoying a show! Wouldn’t that be great!
Keep up the great work!
JOEL DODSON says
“The Unofficial Mark & Brian Archive” September 27 1988
At the 46 minute there is a caller that delivers joke about Dolly Parton and Princess Diana. The punch line is cut off. What is the punch line?
St. Peter: “You’re both going to have to prove who is the most worthy to come into heaven.”
Dolly says, “Oh St. Peter that’s no problem at all.” She unbuttons her blouse slowly. Takes off her bra and out pop these two huge boobs.
St, Peter says, “Oh my God, Dolly you look like you’re pretty worthy to come into heaven. Princess Di it’s gonna be pretty hard to beat that.”
Princess Di says, “St. Peter that’s no problem.” She sits down on the floor………..WHATS THE PUNCH LINE?!??!?!?!??!?!
Stacy Shoemaker says
Not “lingo”. It was supposed say “thing”
Stacy Shoemaker says
Interesting lingo about the Tommy two tone song 867-5309. Anytime you’re at a grocery store that offers discounts for membership and you don’t have one, just give area code and then the 867-5309. You will get your discount. My daughter did that a couple weeks ago in Idaho and we live in California. I was amazed it worked.!!!!!
Richard says
Yes that does work We were on Vacation and did the something
James says
Hey Mark, I’ve listened to everything since the late 80’s and just love your family. I feel like I’m talking to you from the future because last year my wife and I retired and moved from crazy California (we were both in health care through “the Vid” and just had our fill of humans) we moved as close to the Canadian border because we wanted cold and rain and just less said humans. Well before I got crazy busy selling and moving M&L had ended and you released your first new show but just the test and didn’t sound like you’d be doing them very often. Well last week I picked pods again and to my surprise you had 66 new shows! Happy happy joy joy I was elated. But then you started getting into the up coming election and how important it was and it all came back to me 🫣 I wanted to scream to you about this past 6 months while also going through the podcasts towards the election episode I just finished the episode before that one and can’t wait to listen to your past self and hear what you say about it. You are still so innocent about the world and I don’t think if I could talk to you, you wouldn’t even believe how bad it’s going to get. Between the economy on the precipice of the biggest crash ever and the unemployment going up with no signs of it ever coming back with AI taking every job that grads are searching for to houses being impossible for young people to even dream about. The harbors are empty of all shipping because are trade partners have left us for more stable countries. Farmers have zero orders from china and even if we bail them out they won’t be able to grow anything next year because South America has taken all of our contracts for years. So as those old family farm get sold to big tech to create server farms for more AI processing and raising our electricity bills to all time highs. I’m an old guy and a student of humanity and I’ve never seen anything this bad here but you can see it in history books at the end of empires. I’m sad that anyone in charge can’t seem to see the cliff coming but it’s inevitable if you just stop watching the mainstream news and look at the way the rest of the world sees us, it’s eye opening. This isn’t anything to do with left or right its a right and wrong problem and I wish people could just study the past and educate themselves just a little, it doesn’t take much digging to see the cliff that is almost upon us. Well your next podcast will be sad for me because you will no longer be innocent to the world and how bad it’s going to get for the entire planet. Keep your family close and take good care of them all. Your friend from the future, well at least for one more episode anyway.
Long time listener -Jame.