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The Mark & Lynda Podcast
The Mark & Lynda Podcast
Use this page to say hey, ask a question (which probably won’t get answered), or just to kiss the RG’s ass.
Darrin Jasgur says
Hey RG
Came across this list, reminded me of the old M&B days thought you would appreciate it. Keep doing what you do we all love you, even if you are a cranky old fuck.
Funny ways to say you gotta poop
1. “That fart is pulling a trailer.”
2. “I got an 8 inch grip on a 9 inch turd.”
3. “I think I’m running out of farts.”
4. While sitting on the toilet, just yell out, “I’m crowning.”
5. “Unburdening myself from what has been.”
6. “I am dilated to a 10.”
7. “Dammit, lunch is pushing out breakfast.”
8. “Gonna make some stink pickles.”
9. “Hey, @Diane94338153, I am gonna go cook up some stenchiladas.”
10. “I’m bingo stamping my shorts, bro.”
11. “Download a brownload.”
12. “I am uneating.”
13. “I have a task I cannot delegate.”
14. “My fart fell out.”
15. “My food lease is up.”
16. “I am currently negotiating the release of a chocolate hostage.”
17. “My next fart has a companion.”
18. “I have to go sit down somewhere else.”
Dan Fofi says
Hi Mark
Im a newbie listener and I just wanted to share how I came to be a follower. My wife, who you boned in August for her birthday…and Im still not sure how I feel about that, turned me on to you. She was the former postal worker who used to listen to your podcasts at work. Anyway after visiting relatives in Milwaukee last week she put you on and we listened for the whole of the drive and I laughed and cried more than I have I a very long time. Your interview with Darren Hayes was incredible. It stirred up a lot especially after I lost my mom a few months ago. Since getting back home Ive been listening everyday and laughing more than I have since I cant tell you when. My wife heard me laughing which because of the current state of affairs is a rarity in my house and asked me what the hell was so funny. I told her who I was listening to she gave me the “now youre hooked” reaction and shes right because I am. Thanks for lightening my day it is much needed and much appreciated especially by my wife. Shes so smart and you can tell her I said so. Keep on keepin on man and thanks again.
Emily says
Hiiii Mark!! Last week you mentioned Bob Dylan’s “Slow Train Coming” album and I was wondering if you have ever heard the live from Sullivan Stadium version Bob did with The Grateful Dead of the song “Slow Train”? I know you’re not a huge Dead fan but I do think (if you haven’t heard it) you would really dig it.
Cherie Remboski says
OMG! Just finished listening to episode 102! Poor skeeter! What an ordeal for her to have to go through! And you right along side of her! Please tell her that I am sending healing thoughts and good vibes in her direction! What a way to celebrate an anniversary….next time I recommend a trip to Italy! Love to both of you :).
Nurse Cherie