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Denasays
Hey Mark,
Dena’s much, much older brother, Mark Diamond is turning sixty fucking three on October sixteenth. He’s so old that he can’t remember how old he is let alone what it feels like to be boned. Please birthday bone him.
Thank you,
Dena
Hi Mark. 40+ year listener. This is not a joke, my aunt Laura is turning 104 next week. She has no idea who you are, but I thought it would be a lot of fun to play a message from you and see how she reacts.. you never know what she’ll say next. Last week she was telling us she’s moving to Mars to teach art, so God only knows what she’ll say.👍
Hey Mark
Love the show and been listening for years!!! My birthday is October 19th and I have twin sister name Lisa and we will be 62 which is still younger than you. Looking for a birthday bone for both my sister and I. Thank you Sean!!!
Hey Shithead! You missed my Dad’s birthday! On September 20th, my Dad, Steve Hoffrichter turned 59! I’ve given him more gray hairs in 3 months, but that’s not the point, I digress. Wishing my Dad the best birthday ever.
By the way, you forgot to play the birthday song last week, you good buddy? Christmas Show Tickets?
Mark, please wish my mother, Irene, a happy birthday. She will be 94 on Sept 27. She probably will not hear this, because she is totally deaf without her hearing aids. Cheers
Hey there RG, want to thank you for the years of smiles, laughter, and tears. You have unknowingly helped me through many rough times in my life, and believe it or not your words of wisdom mixed in with the bullshit really hit home and are much appreciated. I’ll be turning the big 6-0 on October 10th and any acknowledgment you see fit will be greatly cherished. Keep doing what YOU do, and illegitimi non carborundorum! (Don’t let the bastards get you down!)
Keep on give give giving, never take, always give! Lovin you
I started listening the first day you and Brian landed on The Eagle in Sacramento many years ago. I recently found you again (although, I miss Linda being on with you), and I love it! My birthday was yesterday, 9/24, and I turned the ripe young age of 74. A few years ago when I wrote in for a birthday chicken, you spoke very loudly as if I needed hearing aids. Well, Mark, I still don’t need them!
Please wish my son Tyler Schuster (pronounced Shoe-ster) a Happy 37th Birthday on September 26. He has grown up hearing his Dad and I talk about you. Thank you for being in our lives for so many years. I KNOW what you do and I love it.
Been listening to you since 1997 when my husband and I first moved to Orange County, California, from Detroit, Michigan. We now live in Mesa, Arizona, and your podcast is one of the best parts of my week.
My husband is much older than I am–13 whole days! He turned 61 on September 9, and I turned 61 yesterday (September 22).
We just moved into a new house and are exhausted. Could really use a birthday bone.
Hi Mark, I’ve been listening to you since day one at KLOS when you replaced Fraisure Smith (the too hip gotta go guy) who really needed to go!
My name is Bruff Brigham (pronounced B. ruff…Bruff
My birthday is September 26. I’ll be 63. I listened to every show, every podcast since. I grew up with a man you mentioned multiple times on M&B. Gary Finneran, or Findog as you referred to him.
It’s time I get Boned, or a birthday Chicken?!?
I have loved your show all these years, and want to thank you for all the joy during good, and bad times!
I love you , and your entire family.
Now Bone me Damn it!
KLOS listener #1
I will be 61 on September 23rd. And would love the birthday chicken, but if a bone from you is whats available, I guess I will take it.
Love you and your family and look forward to your podcast every Friday.
Hello RG. Once again – to the surprise of many and the chagrin of a few – the time has come for me to celebrate another lap around the sun. September 28th, at 4:30 PM, I will complete my 77th orbit aboard this old rock – and many of the most enjoyable ones have been those in which I was able to listen to you! So if you find me in any way worthy, I would love to hear a birthday salute from the one and only. Thanks……
Aloha RG,
Oki Steve here from Canyon County. I’ll be double 6’s on 9/27. I’m hankering for a ‘NASTY the Clown’ bone. Will take it anywhere and anyhow. Luv’n you for being you! Mahalo
Dena says
Hey Mark,
Dena’s much, much older brother, Mark Diamond is turning sixty fucking three on October sixteenth. He’s so old that he can’t remember how old he is let alone what it feels like to be boned. Please birthday bone him.
Thank you,
Dena
Jim Ehrenberg says
Hi Mark. 40+ year listener. This is not a joke, my aunt Laura is turning 104 next week. She has no idea who you are, but I thought it would be a lot of fun to play a message from you and see how she reacts.. you never know what she’ll say next. Last week she was telling us she’s moving to Mars to teach art, so God only knows what she’ll say.👍
SRL Jim
Mercy Pereyda says
Hey Mark
Thank You for a birthday shout out to the love of my life CARLOS
He turns 58 on October the 6th.
If you can play The Three Stooges Birthday song., we’d appreciate it.
Your podcast is THE BEST part of the week.
Much Love Mercy
Sean Mahar says
Hey Mark
Love the show and been listening for years!!! My birthday is October 19th and I have twin sister name Lisa and we will be 62 which is still younger than you. Looking for a birthday bone for both my sister and I. Thank you Sean!!!
Lauren Hoffrichter says
Hey Shithead! You missed my Dad’s birthday! On September 20th, my Dad, Steve Hoffrichter turned 59! I’ve given him more gray hairs in 3 months, but that’s not the point, I digress. Wishing my Dad the best birthday ever.
By the way, you forgot to play the birthday song last week, you good buddy? Christmas Show Tickets?
Tom says
Mark, please wish my mother, Irene, a happy birthday. She will be 94 on Sept 27. She probably will not hear this, because she is totally deaf without her hearing aids. Cheers
Shawn Craycraft says
Hey there RG, want to thank you for the years of smiles, laughter, and tears. You have unknowingly helped me through many rough times in my life, and believe it or not your words of wisdom mixed in with the bullshit really hit home and are much appreciated. I’ll be turning the big 6-0 on October 10th and any acknowledgment you see fit will be greatly cherished. Keep doing what YOU do, and illegitimi non carborundorum! (Don’t let the bastards get you down!)
Keep on give give giving, never take, always give! Lovin you
Joyce says
Hi Mark,
I started listening the first day you and Brian landed on The Eagle in Sacramento many years ago. I recently found you again (although, I miss Linda being on with you), and I love it! My birthday was yesterday, 9/24, and I turned the ripe young age of 74. A few years ago when I wrote in for a birthday chicken, you spoke very loudly as if I needed hearing aids. Well, Mark, I still don’t need them!
Thank you for What You Do. Love you!
Suzette says
Hi Mark,
Please wish my son Tyler Schuster (pronounced Shoe-ster) a Happy 37th Birthday on September 26. He has grown up hearing his Dad and I talk about you. Thank you for being in our lives for so many years. I KNOW what you do and I love it.
Amy says
Hey, Mark!
Been listening to you since 1997 when my husband and I first moved to Orange County, California, from Detroit, Michigan. We now live in Mesa, Arizona, and your podcast is one of the best parts of my week.
My husband is much older than I am–13 whole days! He turned 61 on September 9, and I turned 61 yesterday (September 22).
We just moved into a new house and are exhausted. Could really use a birthday bone.
Lovin you!
Bruff Brigham says
Hi Mark, I’ve been listening to you since day one at KLOS when you replaced Fraisure Smith (the too hip gotta go guy) who really needed to go!
My name is Bruff Brigham (pronounced B. ruff…Bruff
My birthday is September 26. I’ll be 63. I listened to every show, every podcast since. I grew up with a man you mentioned multiple times on M&B. Gary Finneran, or Findog as you referred to him.
It’s time I get Boned, or a birthday Chicken?!?
I have loved your show all these years, and want to thank you for all the joy during good, and bad times!
I love you , and your entire family.
Now Bone me Damn it!
KLOS listener #1
ROBIN ZIMBRICK says
I will be 61 on September 23rd. And would love the birthday chicken, but if a bone from you is whats available, I guess I will take it.
Love you and your family and look forward to your podcast every Friday.
Robin
St Helens, Oregon
Mike White (whitesite) says
Hello RG. Once again – to the surprise of many and the chagrin of a few – the time has come for me to celebrate another lap around the sun. September 28th, at 4:30 PM, I will complete my 77th orbit aboard this old rock – and many of the most enjoyable ones have been those in which I was able to listen to you! So if you find me in any way worthy, I would love to hear a birthday salute from the one and only. Thanks……
Oki Steve says
Aloha RG,
Oki Steve here from Canyon County. I’ll be double 6’s on 9/27. I’m hankering for a ‘NASTY the Clown’ bone. Will take it anywhere and anyhow. Luv’n you for being you! Mahalo
D Jason Warner says
Hello Mark and I would say Linda but I know she’s busy barefoot in the kitchen making you a sandwich. (LoL)
First time Long time,.
Har Gar Lar Gar from Bigfoot,
Thank you from spearing your love to all of us and doing what you do.
Sept 29th will be my 58 trip around the sun and I could use some bone to cast me off on another trip.
Keep up the hard work,
Jason