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Sakiasays
Hi Mark, I just recently started listening to your podcast. I heard you on the Woody Show and thought you were amazing and needed to check out your show. I am a little late, turning 46 on the 12th of January. I would love a shout out with The Birthday Bone if you have time on your next show. Thank you so much.
Hey Mark, Glen from Portland here. I discovered you on KGON and have followed you ever since. There is no one better. I am hitting 69 on the 24th and could use a bone. Thank you for helping all of us get through our days with laughter and love. Keep it coming brother and Thank You.
Hey Mark! Longtime listener Bruce from Menifee California here. My 61st birthday is on January 27th and since you pride yourself as being such a big boner, I was hoping you would grab your instrument and blow it for me.
Hi Mark! Long time listener like everyone else. I still enjoy listening to your ramblings every week! My birthday is 1/30 and I’ll be 67 this year (UGH). Would love a shout out!
Hey Mark, long time listener. Sorry to hear about your holidays and everyone around you being sick.
You ever think it’s all just an act and people are just trying to avoid you? I saw Linda at the Golden Globes accepting her award for her performance in, “The 2024 Holiday”.
Oh and it’s my birthday, Happy Birthday to me! Born all the way back in… *checks notes*… 1987. Looking for my birthday bone! Take care! -Nick
Hi, Mark long time listener since Mark and Brian arrived in Sacramento 96.9 the Eagle.
My birthday is January 10th and I would love a 60th BONE.. Thanks for all that you do
I kinda Hate to do this…but a “Mutual Friend” Insisted…
This is Dr. DeBoze, AKA “Doc”… My birthday is January 28th and I’m gonna be fuckin’ 72 Years Old! Try as you might you will NEVER Catch ME!
Until I DIE, that is!!!
Love to the Family…
I’d like to request that you give my asshole of a husband, Rick Andersen, the Birthday Bone. He is turning a very young 82 on January 3rd. He does not look or act like he’s 82 at all!
All the years I listened to M&B and Mark in the Morning he would get irritated as you were blasted throughout the house. I ignored his snotty comments and just continued to laugh.
Now, all these years later, he has finally started listening to your podcast and he joined me at your book launch at the Saban and listened to the audiobook. He now laughs along with me instead of grumbling at the noise and has stated he wished he would have listened to you from the beginning! You have converted him and I am thankful for that!
I will be turning 54 on January 10th!
I feel old some days but will never say “I’m old!” I just keep trying to find ways to be relevant! Thanks for the birthday shout out! It means a lot to me!
My beautiful whore wife Kimmie P is turning 63 on Christmas Eve and would love a bone to get the festivities started. Much love and blessings to you, Lynda and the whole family. Loving you and the new show is great!
Now that you so smoothly caught 69 with humor and f’ing grace, I would love to have you share the Bone with my bestie partner Dino, who also turns 69 on 12/30. We love everything you do and are right now enjoying listening to you during downtime at Disneyland Paris. Thank you!!!!!
Longtime loyal listener here from your time with KLOS in the early ’90s to the Sound and on to the podcast world! Thank you for sharing your time and family with your extended family. My birthday is December 24th and my middle name is Noel. Merry Christmas 🎅🏾
Sakia says
Hi Mark, I just recently started listening to your podcast. I heard you on the Woody Show and thought you were amazing and needed to check out your show. I am a little late, turning 46 on the 12th of January. I would love a shout out with The Birthday Bone if you have time on your next show. Thank you so much.
John Frasher says
Birthday bone please!!!
On January 26 I will be 66. I’ve been listening to your smart mouth since day 1.
Argar largar mi hefe!
Glen Mackey says
Hey Mark, Glen from Portland here. I discovered you on KGON and have followed you ever since. There is no one better. I am hitting 69 on the 24th and could use a bone. Thank you for helping all of us get through our days with laughter and love. Keep it coming brother and Thank You.
Bruce says
Hey Mark! Longtime listener Bruce from Menifee California here. My 61st birthday is on January 27th and since you pride yourself as being such a big boner, I was hoping you would grab your instrument and blow it for me.
Thanks
Candy says
Hi Mark! Long time listener like everyone else. I still enjoy listening to your ramblings every week! My birthday is 1/30 and I’ll be 67 this year (UGH). Would love a shout out!
Nick J says
Hey Mark, long time listener. Sorry to hear about your holidays and everyone around you being sick.
You ever think it’s all just an act and people are just trying to avoid you? I saw Linda at the Golden Globes accepting her award for her performance in, “The 2024 Holiday”.
Oh and it’s my birthday, Happy Birthday to me! Born all the way back in… *checks notes*… 1987. Looking for my birthday bone! Take care! -Nick
Mike eccarius says
Hi, Mark long time listener since Mark and Brian arrived in Sacramento 96.9 the Eagle.
My birthday is January 10th and I would love a 60th BONE.. Thanks for all that you do
Doc DeBoze says
I kinda Hate to do this…but a “Mutual Friend” Insisted…
This is Dr. DeBoze, AKA “Doc”… My birthday is January 28th and I’m gonna be fuckin’ 72 Years Old! Try as you might you will NEVER Catch ME!
Until I DIE, that is!!!
Love to the Family…
Leslie Andersen says
Happy New Year Mark!
I’d like to request that you give my asshole of a husband, Rick Andersen, the Birthday Bone. He is turning a very young 82 on January 3rd. He does not look or act like he’s 82 at all!
All the years I listened to M&B and Mark in the Morning he would get irritated as you were blasted throughout the house. I ignored his snotty comments and just continued to laugh.
Now, all these years later, he has finally started listening to your podcast and he joined me at your book launch at the Saban and listened to the audiobook. He now laughs along with me instead of grumbling at the noise and has stated he wished he would have listened to you from the beginning! You have converted him and I am thankful for that!
Many happy years to come!
Leslie
Dennis says
Greetings Mark!
I will be turning 54 on January 10th!
I feel old some days but will never say “I’m old!” I just keep trying to find ways to be relevant! Thanks for the birthday shout out! It means a lot to me!
Kendall says
My beautiful whore wife Kimmie P is turning 63 on Christmas Eve and would love a bone to get the festivities started. Much love and blessings to you, Lynda and the whole family. Loving you and the new show is great!
Phyllis says
Hi Mark,
Thank you for the great podcast! My 66th birthday is Dec 19th. Can’t wait to get some BONE!!
Kathy says
Hi Mark,
Now that you so smoothly caught 69 with humor and f’ing grace, I would love to have you share the Bone with my bestie partner Dino, who also turns 69 on 12/30. We love everything you do and are right now enjoying listening to you during downtime at Disneyland Paris. Thank you!!!!!
MATT MCGREW says
GOOD MORNING “RG” MARK , MATT McGREW HERE TURNING 64 ON DECEMBER 19TH. WOULD YOU BE SO KIND TO GIVE ME THE BONNER PLEASE.
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dennis Duyan says
Hooty Whoo Mark!
Longtime loyal listener here from your time with KLOS in the early ’90s to the Sound and on to the podcast world! Thank you for sharing your time and family with your extended family. My birthday is December 24th and my middle name is Noel. Merry Christmas 🎅🏾